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offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

It's but early for it

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2016 8:25 pm

Who's playing the Virgin Mary?

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Finding 3 Wise Men could be a problem around here

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motopool · **Joined:** Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:30 pm **Posts:** 62

See you got over 5000 posts, are they all pathetic shite.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Probably got a lot more than that considering I been around since the inception of the board (I'm sure Mr I will confirm this).. Oh and you the great sage have the grand total of 60 ... Thanks for your contribution. .I'm sure you'd be missed.(co-incidentaly do you fancy auditioning for the Wise Man role)

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

It's a jolly good idea, I think, offshore. Over the closed season we could rehearse for a show.
Nominations for main character roles, please, you lot......

Obviously JoeMac has to be Joseph, and the Colonel is a shoe-in for the baby Jesus.

motopool · **Joined:** Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:30 pm **Posts:** 62

You can bleat as much as you like untermenschen

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Boynie is alive and well and posting as motipool. . Thought you'd be sick of baiting Poolies by now ..

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motopool · **Joined:** Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:30 pm **Posts:** 62

Your not a Poolie mate your just someone who thinks, because you've been on a Pools forum for a long time, that you can reply to a genuine post with sarcasm. Well you've won offshore man. I want to join in a forum that talks about Pools . I like to hear peoples opinions to disagree or agree with them. Why people like you are allowed to destroy a forum is sad.

returnofaido · **Posted:** Mon May 09, 2016 7:19 am

Good, welcome to the board somewhere else then.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

motopool wrote:

Your not a Poolie mate your just someone who thinks, because you've been on a Pools forum for a long time, that you can reply to a genuine post with sarcasm. Well you've won offshore man. I want to join in a forum that talks about Pools . I like to hear peoples opinions to disagree or agree with them. Why people like you are allowed to destroy a forum is sad.

You thought this was a football fans forum?

When did that happen?

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

It wasn't sarcasm, moto. It was just a joke. I don't think I've ever seen offshore do sarcasm.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

NOT SARCASM EH? BABY JESUS???????

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

I thought you'd be pleased

There would be a problem casting Mary, though, because of course you're older than all the women on here.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Baby fucking jesus???????????

I know I look young, but I am not religious.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

To be Jesus you just need believe in yourself, remember.

But OK, what DO you want to be then? I suppose you could be a heavenly host.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

grabec wrote:

To be Jesus you just need believe in yourself, remember.

But OK, what DO you want to be then? I suppose you could be a heavy host.

Fucking charming.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

good point. Well put.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

Just a minute. I said that already. Jesus believed in himself.
MJ has stolen my joke and will therefore be cast as a lowly shepherd with a tea cloth on his head.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon May 09, 2016 4:46 pm

Too many possibilities to play the back end of an Ass! :animals-cow:

If I was to offer my Shakespearean skills then........ :character-burgerking:

I don't do subliminal messages!

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

It's very tiring being the casting director with you all being so obstructive. But, Bishop you really do ought to accept the role of 1st shepherd, on account of you owning a crook and being a bit rural.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon May 09, 2016 7:06 pm

grabec wrote:

It's very tiring being the casting director with you all being so obstructive. But, Bishop you really do ought to accept the role of 1st shepherd, on account of you owning a crook and being a bit rural.

I tentatively accept. On the grounds:-
1) I do own a dressing gown and a clean tea towel, ergo keeping down the costume budget.
2) 1st Shepherd sounds more important than 2nd or 3rd.
C) I don't own a crook, but I do own Crook!
4) I can (for a small fee) supply the Sheep and any other farmyard animals required for the production. Oh a barn and straw/hay bales too!
5) As an aside, Bishop Auckland is no longer Rural, the town has a Dominoes Pizza, Subway and a KFC, therefore has become a Metropolis! (And we're getting a new picture house {talkies and in colour alledgedly} soon).

My tentativity has the caveat, that my agent and I are holding out for the lead role!

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Right back to these Wisemen. .Do we have any auditionees?

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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

The Bishop wrote:

grabec wrote:

My tentativity has the caveat, that my agent and I are holding out for the lead role!

Loving tentativity Mr Bish - best new word in the English Language this year.

Could it be 'The Tentativity Nativity' - for agnostics only?

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

offshorepoolie wrote:

Right back to these Wisemen. .Do we have any auditionees?

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I regret to say I've had several applications but all fell at the first hurdle. I've had to strike out the 'wise' bit and am opening up the competition now to anyone who owns a camel and a pot of myrrh.

PS @mr Bishop, cut the cackle and get your dressing gown and tea cloth on. You don't want to get typecast as a man of god, do you?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2016 2:40 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

Right back to these Wisemen. .Do we have any auditionees?

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Mr Offshore, you must know by now, you can never have enough right backs! :angelic-innocent:

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

How about Sussex for the role of Melchior he seems to have the correct attributes. ..

https://youtu.be/n6sCsim_Ih0

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