Half decent player; I think he could do a job for Pools. Come on IOR get the chequebook out.

Nah. Not good enough in the air/ doesn't track back enough/ too much of a fancy Dan/ had a photo of his bare arse all over the Internet*

*reason chosen according to which part of the ground you stand in.

I don't think the Millhouse would approve of his hairstyle.

Maybe that's why he cut the net down to tie her up!!!