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 Post subject: New Away Shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:11 pm 
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New away shirt is on sale from next Weds.

Either it's not a very flattering shirt, or Collins has put on about 3 stone over the summer.


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:13 pm 
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No offence to Sam but you would think he was pretty low door the pecking order to model and help sell the new shirt.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:16 pm 
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Perhaps it's to show how it would look on the average overweight supporter..


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Perhaps it's to show how it would look on the average overweight supporter..


I actually dont know if he is overweight there or it is just the shirt. His belly probably because his hands behind his back. And the change of colour over the breast will always stand out where as with multiple stripes - the curved part isnt as noticeable.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Maybe we should have got Bates to model it with his bell end hanging out?

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:25 pm 
I doubt there's a spare pound on Sam. The reason probably is that he's the only one who'd get no lip for wearing a pink shirt. Not to his face anyway. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:38 pm 
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Don't think I'll be rushing to get one like. confised

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:53 pm 
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It looks like a tarts dress from river island.

Absolutely horrendous kit


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Looks like a Staedler stick pen.But I actually like it.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Mctee1908 wrote:
Perhaps it's to show how it would look on the average overweight supporter..


I actually dont know if he is overweight there or it is just the shirt. His belly probably because his hands behind his back. And the change of colour over the breast will always stand out where as with multiple stripes - the curved part isnt as noticeable.


So there's no truth in the rumour that fatbastadcard have taken over the sponsorship?


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Killing two birds with one stone, advertising the fact the new shirts are in and they have at least one XXL in stock (only worn once).


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:35 pm 
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It's a footie shirt for lasses and fags.

I've bought the red third kit for my boy instead of dressing him in pink.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Its absolutely rank. The worst Pools shirt I can remember.

Dont know who decided on it, but they will cost the club a lot of money.

My lads usually get all the kits. Neither want this one, and wouldnt thank me in the slightest if I bought it.

A fucking stupid strip and idea.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Good to hear that Mr Ripper's open-minded, progressive approach to childcare is extended to sartorial matters.

It looks like a cross between a keeper's kit and an X-Ray Spex sleeve to me. I'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing.


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Its a good un for the "Twist On 21" brigade on here. I'll be first in the queue to get one, its rather fetching. I'm also a good 2 stone lighter than Sam!


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:21 pm 
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????????

We are allowed an opinion on a strip arent we?

Just cos its Pools doesnt mean we all have to love it, just cos its there.

Its fucking pink. Its awful.

Its pointless and will go down in years to come as our worsts trip ever, and will rank alongside Carlisles Stobbart strip, and Coventrys Brown one.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Is the new home shirt available yet ? Not fussed about the colour of the away top . It would look better if it was more Palermo pinky .

I also prefer footy tops to have a collar ....

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Mctee1908 wrote:
Perhaps it's to show how it would look on the average overweight supporter..


I actually dont know if he is overweight there or it is just the shirt. His belly probably because his hands behind his back. And the change of colour over the breast will always stand out where as with multiple stripes - the curved part isnt as noticeable.


Mr Tree are you really Gok Wan???? :-o

For the record I am in touch with my feminine side, and don't mind the shirt.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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lasses normally have a good idea about fashion. I bet they fucking hate it too.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
????????

We are allowed an opinion on a strip arent we?

Just cos its Pools doesnt mean we all have to love it, just cos its there.

Its fucking pink. Its awful.

Its pointless and will go down in years to come as our worsts trip ever, and will rank alongside Carlisles Stobbart strip, and Coventrys Brown one.


No, it won't. It will be hugely popular.


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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So if something is Pink it is 'Gay' and we should automatically hate it and ban our sons from wearing it.

How old are we here, 12?

It looks like a football shirt to me I am struggling to have any feeling either way being a grown man. I think they'll sell quite a lot because the colour is one they haven't had before, like the grey one from years ago.


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Oh give over with your fake political correctness.

Its very fucking gay. Get over it.

The strip that is. Not you. :laugh:

Its the ponciest looking strip imaginable.

Gay as fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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False political correctness :laugh: it's a fucking colour not a diamond embossed Wizard of Oz DVD.


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Well you say that but I bet every daft fucker with money to burn, that buys it, get Dorothy printed on the back.

Gay not nice people.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Pools away strip should be yellow, as it is supposed to be.

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Stop panicking Dibble.

They will only stock 7 shirts no doubt so unlikely your eyes will have to see one.

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I thought pools away strip was originally Milan stryle red and black ?



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That's what I was told when skating strips previously....

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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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I just don't like it, nothing to with gayness. It just looks awkward. Even Sams face looks awkward in it


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
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Is Tommy Butler back? Yes its gay! It's pink FFS.

That said, it looks quite fetching and Mr Poolymad, Sam's tits are rivalling yours. Shame we can't see his feet.


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 Post subject: Re: New Away Shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:45 pm 
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Its fucking pink. Its awful.


What's pink, fat and awful?

Dibble going home from his holidays. :-D


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Well you say that but I bet every daft fucker with money to burn, that buys it, get Dorothy printed on the back.

Gay not nice people.



:laugh:

ps, It will take a brave man to don that as soon as he buys it and head for the king johns tavern.

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...and im ashamed to say that i don't actually mind it. I may even get it. Fed up of the blue and white stripes so it will make a change.

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Pools are years ahead of their time, they have stole a march on the big boys, in years to come everyone will be doing cheap and cheerful strips

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Pools are years ahead of their time, they have stole a march on the big boys, in years to come everyone will be doing cheap and cheerful strips


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Jonny wrote:
I thought pools away strip was originally Milan stryle red and black ?



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No..Pools first Away Kit was Arsenals. Donated to the club by some Herbert.


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The only thing that spoils that shirt for me is the bartercard logo.

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The only thing that spoils that shirt for me is the colour, the design, the logo....

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What's pink, fat and awful?

Dibble going home from his holidays. :-D


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Apparently the pink kit was Dyke House's idea


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Apparently the pink kit was Dyke House's idea


This would not surprise anyone in the slightest.

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I much prefer this:

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:54 pm 
Pink can look good if done right, don't like this one though.


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I wouldn't fancy doing Pink. She's just a big lump. :hand:


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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
Its absolutely rank. The worst Pools shirt I can remember.

Dont know who decided on it, but they will cost the club a lot of money.

My lads usually get all the kits. Neither want this one, and wouldnt thank me in the slightest if I bought it.

A fucking stupid strip and idea.


As usual no one would of been consulted, its fookin horrendous!

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I much prefer this:

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The colours are way better on that one, I think it's just the design I'm not a fan of.

And the way over priced new home n away kit if course. But pools aren't alone on that one


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Very unflattering photo of Collins weight wise


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Looks like he has enjoyed the summer break. Thats what you get for £180 season ticket, a centre half with moobs

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It's just the way the shirt sits there's nothing on Sam Collins that shouldn't be, a good pro who keeps himself right.


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