Due to it being in the Southern Hemisphere his Tuskers will drain clockwise.

FACT.

Your talking about the Coriolis effect which is intact bollocks and doesn't cause the shift in draining water clockwise or anticlockwise depending on which hemisphere your in.

I don't care whether his bollocks are intact or not what about the water?

As I type this Coronation Street is on in the background and the last scene has just featured Hayley who's bollocks aren't intact, spooky coincidence or what? Anyway I digress..

Are you trying to tell me that experiment we were made to watch at School were the gadgies with the bowl of water with a matchstick in stand one side of the Equator then step over the to other was horseshit? What were they doing just moving the bowls with their hands like someone does on an Ouija Board? If so I am discarding everything I ever was ever taught at school.

Isn't it in the simpsons? Where they use a machine to change the direction

I think that was the particle trans-migrator 937ZX

Draining is different to the movement of almost standing water. Try it in your bath you can change the drain direction with your hand.

No need to tell everybody what you get up to in the bath.

well it's bollocks cos in my experience turds don't fit down the plughole, and the water just stays there