For me it is having to wind the windows down when you're doing 70 to let farts out.

It takes ages for the temperature to build again, and when it does you need to boff again. It seems like the cold air makes them more unbearable and linger longer.

And I find that you need to have the windows down on both sides so that the fetid air is sucked out properly. Otherwise it just circulates. I often see other people having to do this, particularly when there's more than one person in the car.

I actually did this for the first time, this morning. Just about to pick a work colleague up and thought better let the stink out but just wound one window down. It didnt work so will try the double window approach next time, cheers.

Can I suggest taping a funnel to your arse, to which a pipe is connected and fed through a small gap in window, keeps smells out and the cold

Or 'Cup-caking', i.e. catching said noxious fumes and quickly hoying them out of the window, as opposed to 'sharing the love' with your wife. Allegedly...

the missus wondered the other day why I was laughing my head off the other day when she went to get into the van.Her mood soon changed when she got a whiff,i blame the turkey curry

it's been uncomfortable to sit down this morning for me, then I realised my duds were on back to front (and inside out) and the fly button on me doggers was digging in the left cheek

Could have been worse, and got a button up me button

anyway they are the right way round now. But apparently I shouldn't have performed this operation in the bait room

I wouldn't care, I went for a shite at 8 o clock and never even noticed

In the bait room?

I can see their point. I mean would you like to see Mr Parmo's 'Kenny and the twins' while you were eating your bait??

Or any time, for all that.

I need a holiday I think

You'll be feeling the cold more this winter do wrap up..

I wish you'd wrap up.

Bastard!

Driving to work this morning in Derby did my usual technique, both front windows down to let the stench out, but the passenger side one went 'clang' and stayed down.

So I had to drive to the garage back in Notts with the window down, which was pretty cold even with my trusty Pools dut on.

And I've had to pay over a hundred snodgers to have it fixed!

That'll teach me to fart so much.

Every cloud, Mr Nottingham. At least it didn't ming in your car on the way back to Nottingham.

I always thought that one of the few
perks of being the driver was dropping
them in your own car & making your
passengers suffer?

the warmer the boff the longer it stays in the seat