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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:27 am 
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I have never seen winds like this before. :shock: :shock:

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:32 am 
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I can hear it but I can't see it. What colour is it?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:35 am 
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Brown if you push to hard.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:38 am 
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Car was blowing all over the place this morning. Can imagine a few trees uprooting if this carries on. Now hailing too.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:49 am 
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MadJohn wrote:
And of course it had to be the night that the grey bins went out. I was driving to work through a hail of milk cartons and ready meal boxes


You need to change your eating habits.

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nah it's green ones for us today. Mind you that won't stop them going halfway dowen the street when they are empty

and as for the BBC weather report.... 22 mph winds? Ha!ha!ha!

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High Tunstall school has been closed cos a section of the roof has been blown off.

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I am not surprised. Its a bit calmer now, but still very windy.

But an hour ago.......................fucking hell.

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One of the flags in the Millhouse/Rink End corner has snapped.


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 Post subject: Re: weather
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:21 pm 
My bin fell over.


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My bin fell over.


Do you want the helpline number?

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The half-a-coconut shell we had hanging from the washing line has gone.


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 Post subject: Re: weather
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:25 pm 
#prayformybin


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my thoughts are with yloops bin right now.

Was it green, brown or grey?

We need answers!

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The flag from outside the Milhouse Pub has gone too

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The half-a-coconut shell we had hanging from the washing line has gone.


That will be them thieving swallows.

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Yubep wrote:
my thoughts are with yloops bin right now.

Was it green, brown or grey?

We need answers!


I am going Grey as has the lightest material in it making it the most prone to tragedy. Mind not much gardening is getting done in December so it could be Brown.


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It blew 1000+ Darlington 1883 fans away last night, reducing their "crowd" to 183!


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Any danger that the match will be called off, do you think?

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Any danger that the match will be called off, do you think?



Id be shocked if so.

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yloop wrote:
#prayformybin


Haha. :laugh:

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Biggest waves ever to hit NE coast on Saturday not sure they will clear the ASDA like.

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Really bad flooding in Rhyl, very large waves in Whitehaven, man killed in Retford and flooding in New Brighton.

Haven't heard anything about New Brighton for donkey's years.

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poolie1908 wrote:
Really bad flooding in Rhyl, very large waves in Whitehaven, man killed in Retford and flooding in New Brighton.

Haven't heard anything about New Brighton for donkey's years.


I thought Plymouth was the New Brighton?


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not since they relocated and became South Liverpool. Shocking state of affairs

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Haha.

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parmo wrote:
nah it's green ones for us today. Mind you that won't stop them going halfway dowen the street when they are empty

and as for the BBC weather report.... 22 mph winds? Ha!ha!ha!


I think this has taken people by surprise - just haven't realised how bad this actually has become.

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ElvisC wrote:
It blew 1000+ Darlington 1883 fans away last night, reducing their "crowd" to 183!



183? :laugh: That's more of a 'gathering' than a 'crowd'!

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 Post subject: Re: weather
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:35 pm 
Just to settle any worries, it was black. I'm hoping Paul Ince doesn't hear about this.


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Sol Campbell has caught wind of this and is preparing a statement about the matter, unhappy at the discrimination against black bins.

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Im now having to wrestle with my conscience as I think I put a black bin bag in before I came over here. Torture! Can I have a minute's applause before the game on Saturday?

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To add to my torment some belgian ball bag has just started playing a random piano in departures! So this is what hell feels like!

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Powercut at work in Billingham.. Nice 2 hour flyer!

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PoolieBarnes wrote:
ElvisC wrote:
It blew 1000+ Darlington 1883 fans away last night, reducing their "crowd" to 183!



183? :laugh: That's more of a 'gathering' than a 'crowd'!


There were more Police for the EDL march on Saturday

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