Yeah. Ha fucking ha.

Any goat shits on my chair, I swear I'll do time.......

could have used image from a famous mutley thread sitting on your chair. But mutley has deleted the picture.

It's a quality chair, Mr Bob. They're just jealous, perched on their upturned buckets. It pirhouettes like Mr I when Pools get a goal and it's much less gay.

thread was bunker class though, both the chair (yours) even mutley's (dildo) both worth reading when feeling down.

Mutley's dildos was another classic example of why Poolies are Poolies. You can slap us all you want, but we'll never go down.

Except Mr Dibble, if the money's right.

Do you still have it?

Yes. It's completely free of goat shit, and only the bubble wrap has suffered.

It's like sitting between Halle Berry's thighs.

I have had her, by the way.

Any good?

Having met the truly delightful Mrs Xi Xi Spender, I now totally understand that chair.



Ah man, no use trying to explain, you had to be there. You just had to be there.

While we're on about the look of the place, any chance of getting shot of that Thatcherite bilge quote, which is now almost as rusty as the 'lady' herself?

Xi Xi says 'salut.'

And so do I.