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 Post subject: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:02 am 
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A couple of the players are sitting on him in a photo on the OS, 'Players arrive in training base'.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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sitting on him?

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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Phewf, your just taking the piss. Had me worried although there is only 13 of the squad on that picture.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:14 am 
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He'd only go if he got a week off for sight seeing, golf and social

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:21 am 
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Soz Tree should have put a government health warning with that joke.

It is a terrible thought.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:25 am 
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He blocked me on Twitter for hurting his feelings. Bless :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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misterb2001 wrote:
He blocked me on Twitter for hurting his feelings. Bless :laugh:



What did you say?

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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Said he was a bigger wanker than TWH on the bunker :shock: :laugh:

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Yubep
 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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He blocked me too, thats him and sam collins now

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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He posted a picture of a beach with the caption 'which way?'. So i said whichever way is furthest from Hartlepool.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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misterb2001 wrote:
He posted a picture of a beach with the caption 'which way?'. So i said whichever way is furthest from Hartlepool.



:laugh: :laugh:

I saw his comments to some guy who looked like a long distance runner where Howard told him to grow some muscle :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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Yeah that fella said the same as I did, bless big Stevie, he doesn't care much for criticism.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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He enjoys criticism about as much as he enjoys running

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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He doesn't help himself though, his profile picture on Twitter is him holding up a drink

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And him saying owner of grey goose properties whatever that is? Nice to show a professional athletic image isnt it with a drink and a company named after a vodka.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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If he hasnt gone there and supposedly not turned up for training isnt that a breach of contract?

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:53 pm 
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If he hasnt gone there and supposedly not turned up for training isnt that a breach of contract?


Only if they told him the time of the plane.
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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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Yubep wrote:
He'd only go if he got a week off for sight seeing, golf and social


He wasn't going to go after last year when the lack of resources and facilities were real opener for him.

That room in Amsterdam must have been 8' x 6' at best, with just curtain and mattress. Not even a hot tub. The bloody light bulb was red as well, hardly relaxing.

It was this that made him realise he'd come back too early.
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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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He actually IS in Holland with the squad.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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misterb2001 wrote:
He actually IS in Holland with the squad.



ffs yeah just seen picture. banghead

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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Err why is he wearing number 9? He wasnt that last year was he??

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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Howard's looking lean...

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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Glad to see a Sports Scientist with them mind.

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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Jim Provett is there as well is he the new Goalkeeper coach?

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 Post subject: Re: Steve Howard has gone to Holland
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Compo wrote:
Jim Provett is there as well is he the new Goalkeeper coach?



In other news Mellish has left.

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Yubep wrote:
Howard's looking lean...


clappp

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