The local MacDonalds here in China only manages to sell ice cream and apple pies because the rest of their food tastes like yak vomit and the Chinese hate eating from their hands. In order to increase their sales they are looking for marketing ideas and I thought about a burger throwing competition.

What's the best way to hoy a burger??

Take one bite out of the Burger so it's a simple Boomerang shape and when the Steward is whithin range hoy it as hard as you can into his face!!!!

He may say he had a burning sensation and redness to his moy but he'll be lying!!!!