Room 101 time ....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36412

.... this morning at 7.30 I was getting out of the car at work when a sound like a milk float caught my attention...then it appeared, one of those electric buggies driven by a rather 'ragged character' in a high vis coat. On the back he had a sheet of what looked like 8 x 4 blue plywood fastened on with loads of string plus two black bin bags. The 'wind resistance' must have been incredible as the top bent backwards like a sailimg ship in a gale and the electric motor must have been making more sparks than a thunderstorm at Dr Frankensteins lab. He was spotted making the return journey an hour later minus plywood and weighed down with lengths of wood tied on ...he had a procession of cars behind him as he motored along at a sedate speed down the middle of the road.... are they the new allotment bikes..?

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:21 pm

could be a retired joiner whse pension fund disappeared in a puff of smoke
so now making ends meet
dispite his disability

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:29 pm

in the diy stakes you just can't rush a good job
probably gets a pint on the way down and two on the way back

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:24 am

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

There's a bloke walks past my work EVERY SINGLE DAY from B&Q. He brings home one piece of a fitted kitchen each time.

One day its a carcass, next a door, bit of trim, length of Fascia...honestly.

We call him "Mr Hygena", this has been going on for at least 5 months. rolfl

Ever heard 'One Piece At A Time,' by Johnny Cash??

He's probably a shoplifter. :sweet:

Room 101 time ....

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