f exhaust split's off on a busy road Noisiest car in the town..

Now if you stuck to the traditional form of transport, a hoof would not be as much as a problem

Yeah farriers fees and horse shoes are cheaper.

..which roughly translated means his 1976 Transit's exhaust gave up the ghost while he was hunting scrap .... the exhaust did not suddenly top itself, it died of chronic old age after the last old can he tied around it blew itself to eternity.

Hey luv' fetch is one of the Ace lager cans and a length of wire will ya'..