What the feck was that all about????

Some dodgy twat cups your balls and asks you to cough!!!!

Why????

What does it prove or disprove????

I've tried it myself and when I cough I notice feck all!!!!

So does anyone know why we had to have our balls in someone elses hand and we had to cough????

I haven't got a feckin' clue me like!!!!

I don't know if this helps Muttley,but just found this quote......

The "turn your head and cough" test isn't really a fealing up of twig and berries, it is a search for a hernia. The inguinal canal (that thing your balls decended through just before you were born) is a common place for a hernia to occur. The coughing bit increases abdominal pressure which will make the hernia more pronounced and as for the turn your head bit, well the doc just doesnt want to get coughed in his face. While the spermatic cord does travel though the inguinal canal, women do indeed have an inguinal canal as well. The main difference being the round ligiment of the uterus travels though it instead of the spermatic cord for obvious reasons.

Just as a matter of interest if you do have a hernia you will know about it. The pain will be the first indication, and the lump you can push back into your stomach lining around the groin area, were the split has probably occurred, will be the second. The lump being part of your intestines trying to make their escape.

Cheers Mr/Mrs.Billingham....that's helped loads!!!! :sweet: :sweet:

our dog add an hernia ....very painfull.....two ops at 200 notes a time...plus after care.....fooking painful...and he had to be castrated....bloody unuch

Mrs?

So if I'm in pain why feel my ballcocks????

And as a 15 year old who's not in pain it makes me more suspicious!!!!

Luckily when I had mine I was still working for a company with private medical insurance, and got it done for free.

there are special clubs for that mutt......they will help..?

I'm sure the nurse who felt mine when I was 15 was enjoying it as much as I was. It was probably my first sexual encounter.

I'm sure the Nun Bucker will have a number I can phone!!!! :sweet:

Our kid always says his went something like this....

Nurse - 'Cough'

Brother Mutley - COUGH

Nurse - That's a big'un'

Brother Mutley - 'Cheers, that's what they all say'!!!!

unforunately my company not got private med cover so im on the never ending waiting list which consists of
go see dr.....wait 3 months
go see surgeon...wait 3 months
x ray ...you have hernia...wait 3 months to go back to see surgeon

only 1 month to go then 3 monyhs to get date for appointment which will get cancelled numerous times i assume