Before and after a bowl of water????

Our Skye weighs about 19 pounds but after a bowl of water she weighs as much as a cheap pillow that's been pissed on by a Stoat!!!!

So how much does your dog weigh????

you have been putting them away

If they're not impertinent questions, how much more than 19 pounds does a cheap pillow weigh when a stoats pissed on it, and how did you find that out?? What's the ratio of pillow to stoat piss?? How much is a cheap pillow and is the stoat only trained to piss on cheap ones?? What if the stoat is crossed with a mink or a ferret?? Does the piss weigh the same?? And are cross breeds able to tell the difference between a cheap pillow and one of greater value?? Have you ever considered giving up the drink/internet interface??

I've got a really bad headache!!!!

I had a dog
His name was Ben
He had nine arseholes,
nearly ten.

snap

went to see beezewax at doc browns [and pellethead]
drasnk too much rum man

splitting

Good job Chris Westwood signed eh??

Oi Saigon, that avatar!!

I've had her.

And did you get the clap too?

Good job Chris Westwood signed eh??

You're going to be late you are!!

Or are you scared of the kiss of the wind off the North Sea as well??

It's been fooked off, I'll spend the afternoon masterbating excessively to internet porn :sweet:

So just let me recap for a minute??

1. You used to live in idyllic Vietnam.
2. You sacked that to return to the snow bound Black Country
3. You're a Walsall fan
4. You make public announcements about your frenzied onanism.

I've got it!!!

You're a fu ckin nutter, aren't you??

Where's Jeef, Derby and Walsallmom to defend my honour!

Where you should be probably, you part-timer.

Coughing up your hard earned into my teams pocket. You'll be talked about later, I'll be bound, or even as we speak if they're in the Mill, and meeting Fatbastad and listening to him bumping his gums. No-one else gets a word in edgeways. I have to turn the telly up here in China.