And Mark Cooper is as gash as ever?

Permission granted to laugh out loud, it is a rare opportunity.

I laugh every time I look at the League Tables, and can't find their name. "We'll Never Play You Again".."We Don't Want To Be Like Arrrrtlepoool" etc, etc..

Apparently there is a 'general malaise' running through their club...

Looks like Crawley Town are walking away with that league and it is reported that they have promised the manager another million in January to strengthen their squad even further.
Somebody is sure putting his pocket money in their direction.

Its that pesky Norweigen Oil money thats flying about

And where is the resident turps nudger today?

Conspicous by his absence.

He's probably hanging out in 'his' own forum, wondering why TA isn't posting in there.

Dibblllleeeeeeeeee

He who laughs last, laughs longest....

Are you really that thick, Bukkake Breath?

You've been waiting over 9 years already for that 'last' laugh!!

"There is time for everything"
and "The right man is the one who seizes the moment"...

A time of peace, I swear it's not too late!

... and we all know who had the last laugh in this bit of local rivalry don't we.....?

Am I the only person who doesnt even look out for Darlow's results anymore as they mean nothing to me. I used to want them to get beat all the time but now I just feel pity for them and their supporters.

True but it's still funny when they lose - particularly in the last minute!

They will finish around where they are now, 10th-13th, with crowds of 1400 until the end of the season. I've just had a scan at their messageboard, the Uncovered one, and that chilblain who used to post on here, Quakerzzzz, has started a "Cooper Out" thread. You after laugh, as Leeds Poolie would say.

Quackers still hangs onto their two league divsion 4 titles

Little recompense for being a load of non league sogdhite

I would rather take winning nothing like Pools and be were we are than to have won a Championship trophy and be feeding on the scraps.

Like a said I pity Darlo and feel sorry for their fans. To be honest they can bang their gums all they want like a cow with chewing gum but really all this talk about Pools winning nothing in their history just shows that they are clutching at straws to hide their envy of Pools position.

Not that bothered about these days they're NOT IN OUR LEAGUE anymore.

I'm as much surprised by Darlow losing as I would be an incontinent pissing themselves..

Goes all cocky on here after a couple wins..

and a couple of seasons above you

keep dodging the trap door...

We have a whole league between us and the trapdoor. You just have better, funded, supported and less pikey sides between the playing fields and the football league.

Did you know that when you go into admin in the Conference they can not only deduct you points but also chuck you out of their league into something like the Northern Premier League?

Is it also true that the real reason that Mark Cooper was "fuming" on Tuesday night was because he thought that the Rushden winner went over the post?

Quality!

It's easy, we just watch your team, they fall down it and we then avoid it.

Is she the living embodiment of Darlo.

There's one subtle difference Mr Billingham ... you can feel sorry for the woman.

I only put it up, on the assumption she lived to tell the tale, without any serious injury. Whereas with Darlo....................

Funny one that, there'd be no head injuries as it's a known fact their heads are full inert gas and old cotton buds ( they take the instruction to 'insert' literally)... so it can only be their 'pride' that's injured and sitting in a huge biscuit tine with turnstiles among fellow sufferers can't do that much good either.

I find even there fixtures funny at the moment, on Saturday they are playing Hayes and Yeading.

Hayes and fooking Yeading

By all accounts it's a sell out.

Who?

a team called Darlington or summat, its ok I haven't heard of them either......

Hayes and Yeading attracted 346 for their last Home game. There were more watching the bairns play on the Power Station field on Sunday Morning, fact.

I once watched a match between Hayes and Kingstonians.

I bet not a lot of people can truthfully say that!

That was for a different match Mutters.

That's a bit like a tramp who used to be well off telling passers by he had two Rolls Royces, totally oblivious to the fact he now smells like sewage works and lives in a piss addled phone box without any glass in it..... that was then and this is now, he's Tramp, end of !

How many division 4 titles do you have?

Fooknut.

Your multiple division 4 titles will really help you regain your league status, won't they Mr Q.

Tit.

Dick.

I dare bet that Mr Quackerz puts his cycling proficiency test and his 10m swimming certificate on his CV.