Our town will be closing at 2-30 am from August.

Good news maybe people will go out at proper times again.

Where the hell will i tell our lass im at now until half 4, was a bloody perfect excuse that!

'Had to wait a bloody hour and a half for a taxi love'

'Had to wait a bloody hour and a half for a kebab love'

'Had to wait a bloody hour and a half for a blow job love'

Pick an excuse, any excuse!!

she'll phone me and be expecting me to answer.

Before i could be like oh im in nexus with sengelow and couldnt answer.

It's all downhill from here.