Just walked in the front room and what do I see on the telly???? :?

I dunno'!!!!

So I said what's this it looks good....divers in the seas etc!!!!

'Titanic'!!!!

'No it isn't....these are divers....is it the Abyss'????

No it's TITANIC!!!!

'Oh right....is this how it starts'????

'Yeah'!!!!

'See yeh'!!!!

I want to remain one of the only people in the 'civilised world' to have not seen Titanic!!!!

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PS....I've seen 'Ghost'....6 times!!!!

i have not seen titanic and neither do i watch big brother whatsofookinever.

the wife (god bless her - thick as shit - really good job as well just doesnt know her arse from her elbow which is really surprising as her elbow is the size of an elbow and her arse is git big) went to see titanic at the cinema and came how a touch upset and i asked her what was wrong and she told me it was a tragedy - blah blah big boat, iceberg, love story,yank, fit bird, death - i said yes i knew the story and she asked how i knew - poor cow never even knew about the boat called the TITANIC. shit man - now you may knwo why i spend my time hiding in libraries and sat in front a pc all the ferkin time

You couldn't pay me to watch Titanic, or any other girlie flick for that matter

Titanic does have something going for it: a good viewing of Kate Winslett's norks.

Sit through 12 hours of pap for a sneaky peaky at KW's norks? Porn is quicker.

My mrs likes those daniel steele stories as well. I'm frightened to come home sometimes

we're watching our own sinking ship aren't we :?:

It's worrying :-(

BAG O SHITE... the best and truest to real events, was the film made in the 50's, a black and white film starring Kenneth More..A Night to Remember. By the way, I have not seen the trash version which is a love story that uses the Titanic as a background to entertain teenage girls, dumb women and hairdressers.