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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Yeah but no but
PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:48 am 
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She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

Does she turn tricks under the pier aswell?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:22 pm 
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:38 pm 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

Does she turn tricks under the pier aswell?
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Ask her Ripper.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:07 pm 
Red leather, yellow leather.

Six times as fast as you can. After six pints. :grin:
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Red lorry yellow lorry has much the same effect.

Now go and get arrested innocently in Leith please.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:26 pm 
i ran a rugged bug around the rock

polish it in the corner
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