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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:03 pm 
Got in drunk last night and at about 2am decided to make myself a Cheese Toastie....knowing full well that the last twice I done the same I was Throwing-Up within hours....but they taste too nice to resist!!!! confised confised confised

Anyway....5.45am woke up with my stomach rumbling and shot off to the Toilet....It was like the Exorcist!!!! confised sadx

Got back into bed with the bairn shouting to see if I was ok and our lass asking the same....

'Yeah I am now'!!!! :coool: :coool:

10 minutes later....the same again!!!! confised confised sadx

So the 'Toastie bags' are now in the bin to stop the Temptation!!!! :evil: banghead :evil:


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stupoolie
 Post subject: Re: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:06 pm 
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rolfl rolfl Mutley you're posts are quality :grin:

I agree though the Toasties you make in those bags are amazing
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 Post subject: Re: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:08 pm 
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Surely knocking the John Smith's on the head would be a better way of avoiding the temptation?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:10 pm 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Surely knocking the John Smith's on the head would be a better way of avoiding the temptation?



Now that's just crazy talk!! :shock:

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:11 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Surely knocking the John Smith's on the head would be a better way of avoiding the temptation?


There's an idea....

I've got a 15 Can Box of John Smiths in the Kitchen....right....they are going in the Bin....and I'll get the Toastie Bags back out of the Bin!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

:roll: :roll:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:22 pm 
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You cant blame John Smiths in this case as we were at The Georgian theatre & they sell Worthingtons not Smiths.

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:44 pm 
GroovyCrimes wrote:
You cant blame John Smiths in this case as we were at The Georgian theatre & they sell Worthingtons not Smiths.


John Smiths in the House though!!!! :grin: :laugh:

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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:47 pm 
we had cheese on toast when we got in too!!!

God, I'm rough today, but it was the ridiculous mix of Tanqueray,Jamesons,Amoretto,Carling,Grolsch and Guiness that I drank thats to blame though!
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:15 pm 
Salty wrote:
we had cheese on toast when we got in too!!!

God, I'm rough today, but it was the ridiculous mix of Tanqueray,Jamesons,Amoretto,Carling,Grolsch and Guiness that I drank thats to blame though!


I reckon it's the Cheese on Toast me like!!!! confised :laugh:


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:17 pm 
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I was drunk the other night and I am partial to jam and peanut butter on toast, now in my drunk wisdom and having no jam, I though well i like cheese on toast so why not have that with peanut butter.

Trust me it was a mistake

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:20 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
Salty wrote:
we had cheese on toast when we got in too!!!

God, I'm rough today, but it was the ridiculous mix of Tanqueray,Jamesons,Amoretto,Carling,Grolsch and Guiness that I drank thats to blame though!


I reckon it's the Cheese on Toast me like!!!! confised :laugh:


You may be lactose intolerent mutley??!?!?

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:21 pm 
I hope not....I LOVE Cheese!!!! confised confised

PS....had to look up 'Lactose Intolerant'!!!! :uhoh: confised

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:24 pm 
Common symptoms include

•abdominal pain
•abdominal bloating
•gas
•diarrhea
•nausea

Had all of those since last night!!!!confised confised confised

Been the Toilet 3 times today....upto now....the Shits!!!! banghead

sadx


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Yubep
 Post subject: Re: Those Bastard Toastie Bags Have Gone In The Bin!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:39 pm 
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Could be mutley.

Down a pint of milk now and see how you go :laugh:

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