Conclusions from this:

1) He drives at 50mph given that he is setting off 6 hours before kick off for a 2 hour max journey.

2) He is a thief. Petrol would be about 30 quid between everyone unless he drives a tank which may explain conclusion 1.

Aw, bless. Imagine the scenario ... a car full of loids on an away trip (if there is such a thing) breaks down. What would you do?

Green Armeee (In a poor south coast accent)