Worth a visit ? Never considered it after watching Midnight Express, but times have changed .. Any resort's worth a mention ? not too rarfish.

90% of it is shite, dirty and full of pikey scum

Should suit you down to the ground

I went to Dalyan a few years ago and thought it was great, it is only a small town with a few restaurants and bars. The apartments we stayed at were nice and quiet, it had a pool and a bar and if you didn't want to go into town to eat on a night time they would cook for you

http://www.dalyan.net/villamanzara/

Went to Kalkan about six years ago and thought it was brilliant. (As long as you're going with your Mrs and are not up for nightclubs with the lads etc). If you get to travel Istanbul and Cappadocia are amazing places. Don't listen to Talbot, he doesnt like anything - including you. 90 percent of Turkey is brilliant. I've travelled most of it. The only parts that are shite are most of the places full of English tourists and the resulting desperation for their money...

I liked Cyprus, Norway, Canada, Holland and County Mayo, to name a few

When I went to Turkey, it was fooking, cunting shite, what SHOULD I say?

Seems to be the place to go with the Euro worth nowt..Egypt was my second choice , not quite sure about the place though ..

Norway ,Canada ,Holland been there , been there..Rumour has it your a lookalike of Max in Midnight Express Talbot ?

Ah...but did you visit 90 percent of it though?
I love Turkey, think it gets a bad name because of a few resorts I havent been to.
Not been to any of the above except Amsterdam and that was erm.....yeaahh! Canada is at the top of my wishlist but I can't even afford to go to Skeggy at the moment.
And I'd definitely choose Turkey over Egypt personally. In my experience you'll get hassled much more in Egypt - and Istanbul beats Cairo anyday. Still, if if you go to the pyramids pop in for a McDonalds when you're there...

Sussex avoid Marmaris, Icmeler a bit better but still to close to marmaris.I have been to turkey five times great views recommend Hisaronu for a central location for ola dinez and fethiye great swimming in ola dinez also we tryed Side not many brits but the beach fantastic runs forever but goes a bit quiet later on the night in the bars as the germans go to bed at nine.Hisaronu for me and you can watch the paragliders coming down the babadag mountains landing in ola deniz

I prefer chicken to be honest, Turkey always seems too dry

Just came back from austria for the second time in two years 30 degress during the day with rain every two days but what a great holiday clean, mountains,food brill,no hassle,and watched the world masters uci cycling time trial championships daily in the resort and mountains as they come down St johann has a lot going for it even before the snow.

Fooking hell it must have got clammy in that basement during the summer.

HaHa not that clammy was in a four star hotel meals you would not get here as they are so well served.

Stayed in St Johann in a 'family run hotel' and agree with all you say apart from the fact we had to order our mediocre dinner two days before we ate it. It was the same in another family run hotel next to the Italian lakes. Family run = tight as a ducks arse with little choice of menu and a very expensive bar.

Did you find the brewery bar in St Johann .

Just came back from Xiachuang. White beaches, green mountains, blue skies and azure seas. Three room villa, 18 bar a night, as much fresh seafood as you can eat, 10 quid for two people including drinks, quad biking, scuba-diving, para-ascending, you name it.

Flights are a bit pricey for youse lot like.....

off to cuba at end of october £700 all inclusive for two weeks cant be bad

Yes just up from the spar talked to one of the employees in another bar stayed in hotel bruckenwert next to the river melt in your mouth food

Take some spare underwear, your going in the middle of hurricane season

Is every resort at least 70 miles from an airport .I'd be expecting to be taking advantage of an all-inclusive deal beer at least an 1 hour after landing ..

make sure you take extra incontenent pants Mr Sussex, at least you'll have an excuse for loose bowels in Turkey

Will you be wearing you Darlo shirt with pride?

As a piles sufferer , loose bowels are sometimes a good thing ..

But will you be wearing your shirt with pride?

At least that might explain your expression on your avatar!

Just about 50-70

I don't believe it, a picture of Darlo's home turnstiles five minutes before kick off

I agree, like that clip on Dave from only fools and horses.

"we are going on holiday away from the crowds", "where?"
"Benidorm" same could be said for Turkey