Are dogs bland?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:20 pm

MadJohn wrote:

When I saw a kid it seemed that all dogs were hellish slavering monsters with teeth the size of tombstones and names like Deathfecker and Satan's Entrails

These days they're all waggy, smiley and boringly obedient, and most of them seem to be called Geoff.

What went wrong?

It's because there's no more white dog pooh, mate.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:29 pm

MadJohn wrote:

When I saw a kid it seemed that all dogs were hellish slavering monsters with teeth the size of tombstones and names like Deathfecker and Satan's Entrails

These days they're all waggy, smiley and boringly obedient, and most of them seem to be called Geoff.

What went wrong?

Peter Brogden who was in our year (and class?) at Martyrs had a dog called Billy and said dog only had one knacker

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:36 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

When I saw a kid it seemed that all dogs were hellish slavering monsters with teeth the size of tombstones and names like Deathfecker and Satan's Entrails

These days they're all waggy, smiley and boringly obedient, and most of them seem to be called Geoff.

What went wrong?

Peter Brogden who was in our year (and class?) at Martyrs had a dog called Billy and said dog only had one knacker

Peter was a very astute fellow, if slightly myopic. :laugh:

And surely, if the dog's "bland" wouldn't a bit of seasoning perk it up?

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:37 am

its because they get fed now a days

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:40 am

MadJohn wrote:

These days they're all waggy, smiley and boringly obedient,

That's exactly why we prefer cats...no cat ever deferred to anyone, or even noticed anyone if it could help it! Excellent role models......

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:50 am

cat are the spawn of satan

Are dogs bland?

Gadgies online