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 Post subject: Mock the Week
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:54 am 
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was watching it last night and nearly spat my cider (green goblin) all over the tv.

Things a sports commentator shouldnt say" was the title of the round Russel Howard got up and said this:

"And there are the south african rugby team passing to their only black player, Jonny Token"

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One of the funniest programs on the telly that FACT
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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Mock the Week
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:37 pm 
On the same round the other week Frankie Boyle had me in creases, the subject was; Things it would be unlikely to see on a label;

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Heard on US TV show Law & Order.

The scene, a cop talking to football players on the field. Angry coach rushes across and sez to cop: "If you want to talk to my boys, talk to their lawyers! Now leave my field before I toss you off."

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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Heard on US TV show Law & Order.

The scene, a cop talking to football players on the field. Angry coach rushes across and sez to cop: "If you want to talk to my boys, talk to their lawyers! Now leave my field before I toss you off."

:shock: :laugh:


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Frankie Boyle coming to Newcastle on 15th and Boro Town Hall on 17th May respectively next year. Bought 4 tickets for the Boro one today :grin:
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Compo wrote:
was watching it last night and nearly spat my cider (green goblin) all over the tv.

Things a sports commentator shouldnt say" was the title of the round Russel Howard got up and said this:

"And there are the south african rugby team passing to their only black player, Jonny Token"
Russell Howard is the wekest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.

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Poolie of Kent
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Snowy wrote:
Compo wrote:
was watching it last night and nearly spat my cider (green goblin) all over the tv.

Things a sports commentator shouldnt say" was the title of the round Russel Howard got up and said this:

"And there are the south african rugby team passing to their only black player, Jonny Token"
Russell Howard is the wekest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.


He can be really wittythough some times. Last week when he talked about the funeral directors being outside the care home and how ironic he tthought that was. I thought exactly the same.

In Oxford, the windows of the JR Hospital look directly over Headington Cemetery next door! How insensitive is that? :shock:

Lucy Porter was on that night as well, she only got the opportunity to make two jokes.
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Snowy wrote:
Compo wrote:
was watching it last night and nearly spat my cider (green goblin) all over the tv.

Things a sports commentator shouldnt say" was the title of the round Russel Howard got up and said this:

"And there are the south african rugby team passing to their only black player, Jonny Token"
Russell Howard is the wekest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.


Not as good as Joker's Wild! :uhoh: bbolt
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Compo wrote:
was watching it last night and nearly spat my cider (green goblin) all over the tv.

Things a sports commentator shouldnt say" was the title of the round Russel Howard got up and said this:

"And there are the south african rugby team passing to their only black player, Jonny Token"
Russell Howard is the wekest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.


Not as good as Joker's Wild! :uhoh: bbolt



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 Post subject: Re: Mock the Week
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Poolie of Kent wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Compo wrote:
was watching it last night and nearly spat my cider (green goblin) all over the tv.

Things a sports commentator shouldnt say" was the title of the round Russel Howard got up and said this:

"And there are the south african rugby team passing to their only black player, Jonny Token"
Russell Howard is the wekest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.


He can be really wittythough some times. Last week when he talked about the funeral directors being outside the care home and how ironic he tthought that was. I thought exactly the same.

In Oxford, the windows of the JR Hospital look directly over Headington Cemetery next door! How insensitive is that? :shock:

Lucy Porter was on that night as well, she only got the opportunity to make two jokes.


Apparently women have a humour quota that they are not allowed to exceed in a specific time period and at 2 jokes Lucy Porter hit that limit bbolt
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Snowy wrote:
Russell Howard is the wekest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.


I couldn't concur more.

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Poolie of Kent
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WaldoPepper wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Russell Howard is the wekest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.


I couldn't concur more.


Eh? sctatchinghead
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Poolie of Kent wrote:
WaldoPepper wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Russell Howard is the wekest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.


I couldn't concur more.


Eh? sctatchinghead


I think Russell Howard is the weakest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.

I'm not sure I can express my thoughts any more clearly or concisely.

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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Mock the Week
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:26 pm 
WaldoPepper wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Russell Howard is the wekest link on the show, he's crap. The show's OK though.


I couldn't concur more.


I sort of concur but some weeks Andy Parsons is weaker. They are both hit and miss, they should just go over to the other team for every question, fook the scores :laugh:
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Frankie Boyle is the only one worth watching.

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Snowy wrote:
Frankie Boyle is the only one worth watching.


Ohhhh, sailor-boy!

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