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 Post subject: W**king sock !!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:53 am 
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http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Man-performed-sex-act-in.5333936.jp

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:58 am 
"Judge Brian Forster gave Greenwell an 18-month community order with supervision,and ordered him to pay £300 in costs.

He told Greenwell: "One looks at your situation and asks why this has happened. It's clear to me this has taken place with a background of personal difficulties. You are about to be seen by a psychologist and this, with other help for you from your family, will provide the necessary foundation for you to get back on track."

I mean I'm no Judge, but maybe he just fancied a wank?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:01 pm 
Imagine every time you fancied a 'J Arthur' you had to sit in court and be asked "one looks at your situation and asks why this has happened"

What are you meant to say, because my balls are full your honour?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:06 pm 
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How embarrassing, time for him to leave the country rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

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Outside a Primary school?
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Jesus H Corbett, having a tug is a reason to see a shrink?

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The firms net nanny won't let me see the article but as he was outside a school its sounds a bit more than a whacking one off... He's lucky he never got locked up fookin pædo!


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:13 pm 
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The firms net nanny won't let me see the article but as he was outside a school its sounds a bit more than a whacking one off... He's lucky he never got locked up fookin pædo!


(Great minds think alike Terry)


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 Post subject: Re: W**king sock !!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:23 pm 
I don't think he was/is any danger to children....like others have said....he fancied a wank!!!! confised confised

Personally I would have waited until I got home like!!!! confised confised

Nice of the 'Whatever' it is these days Mail to have his photo published though even as it seems the bloke is in need of psychological help....pity they can't take pictures of the scum in this town who DO deserve their photos published....Burgalars, Muggers, Persistent Offendending smackheads, etc etc!!!! :evil: rage :evil:


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:26 pm 
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I love the way the women says she was disgusted, i bet she's sorted herself out many times before.

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I love the way the women says she was disgusted, i bet she's sorted herself out many times before.


she probably did while watching him through the window waiting for the police to arrive

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:34 pm 
Surely masturbation is a natural act and not disgusting at all? sctatchinghead


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He was doing some electrical work at my house the other week, i wondered why he had a sock hanging out his bag, all makes sense now...

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 Post subject: Re: W**king sock !!
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what a genius! Must have done it plenty of times before to keep a spare sock in his van. Best story ever!

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 Post subject: Re: W**king sock !!
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He might have just used the one he was wearing?

Just remembered when he was at my house doing electrical work he did only have 1 sock on, thought it was nothing but like i said it all adds up now.

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 Post subject: Re: W**king sock !!
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why use a sock?? Hasnt he heard of man sized Kleenex

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 Post subject: Re: W**king sock !!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:20 pm 
Put a sock in it.


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no wonder his wife left him. Sticky sock syndrome.

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 Post subject: Re: W**king sock !!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:29 pm 
Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.


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I wonder how many pairs of socks he will get for Fathers Day?


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 Post subject: Re: W**king sock !!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:33 pm 
Dirk wears White Socks.


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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.


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When he walked out of court, one reporter said to him, "Do you feel it was a fair verdict?"

He very angrily shouted back.... "SOCK US OFF"

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maybe he had a kinky fetish for glove puppets but couldnt afford one?

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 Post subject: Re: W**king sock !!
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Socky and sweep?

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 Post subject: Re: W**king sock !!
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Was the sock full?


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I couldnt fit mine in a sock. And I have size ten feet. Now where is that smug smilie. :uhoh: bbolt

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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.

rolfl rolfl

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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.

rolfl rolfl


Don't humour him. He's been wanking in his socks for years. He goes through three pairs in the bogs at Morrisons. :roll:


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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
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Apparently he has to sign the socks offenders register.

rolfl rolfl


Don't humour him. He's been wanking in his socks for years. He goes through three pairs in the bogs at Morrisons. :roll:


Jealous? therethere :laugh:

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Jealous? therethere :laugh:[/quote]

Only if you were there watching. :wink:


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He could have used the defense that the sock was too small for his foot so he was just vigourously stretching it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:58 pm 
just put a sock in it or it in a sock sctatchinghead


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To be fair who hasn't used a sock at some point in their life????? :uhoh:


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:roll: :roll: confised :roll: :roll:

At it all BTW!!!! sadx

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To be fair who hasn't used a sock at some point in their life????? :uhoh:


I was in Oman for 9 months, a long time ago, after work (about 1pm) used to go to the beach and sunbathe naked apart from a strategically placed sock.

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Good idea, its f ar too easy to badly burn your nose in that heat.


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Jealous? therethere :laugh:[/quote]

Only if you were there watching. :wink:[/quote]


Promises, promises... yawn1

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:32 am 
daltonshaircut wrote:
To be fair who hasn't used a sock at some point in their life????? :uhoh:


I haven't. :uhoh:


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Maybe he'll be interested in this pattern for a Peter Heater.. Trust me Joel would know what I was on about... rolfl

http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video ... er-271959/

But he's still a perv of the highest order...

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To be fair who hasn't used a sock at some point in their life????? :uhoh:


Yeah but only for a foot job.


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Toe job? sctatchinghead


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