Do we have a chance?

Is there a game on ?

Is it floodlit at Park Drive now?

yeah, The Ashes- one of the biggest sporting fixtures in the world, ever.

Not quite as cool and trendy as salsa dancing but a few people seem to like it.

Ive never been Salsa Dancing TPP

They're doing Salsa at Park Drive ?
In this weather ?
Outdoors ?

1=2=3 pause, 5-6-7 pause


or if you like,

quick, quick, quick slow,quick, quick, quick slow.

Right, thats me finished

Now, how do you go about this Salsa Dancing lark?

Where do you want to start?

First you need to get the step right, without the timing forget the rest.

1-2-3-4, 5-6-7-8
1-2-3-4, 5-6-7-8


Man steps forward on the first beat, woman steps back

1. Left foot forward --- Two
2. Right foot steps in place --- Three
3. Left foot small step to side --- Four, One
4. Right foot back --- Two
5. Left foot steps in place --- Three
6. Right foot small step to side --- Four, One


Or have a look at our website.

http://www.dance-cubana.co.uk

The poor last day in the last test will take a lot of getting over, hopefully the right team will be selected for a change. We really need to get the aussies under some pressure to prevent the series from being disasterous......

The only quick-slow im capable of, is when im trying to walk home at 3 in the morning, blaked

Is it bollox!

It's a competition played by public school boys and convicts and only just up the chain from American Football

done country dancing there - wind a bobbin, pull, clap etc etc - no salsa tho

Could someone answer a drinking question for me. I've been imbibing since getting back from the ressies victory over the Loids ( Phil Stamp hahaha......), I intend continuing drinking until we start our futile attempt to hang on to the Ashes. If I succumb to sleep, probably around the lunchbreak (around 4:30) and come to again after a couple of hours rest, would it be wrong of me to restart my drinking? Or is it not the done thing to be consumimg alcohol, while other hard working people are thinking about the days slog in front of them?

Typical crab, stopping up for no apparent reason drinking beer. No wonder the CAP never turns up.

Typical England....do all the hard work.

Just not losing anymore wickets today is the key but the way the Aussies are firing I have my doubts.

If we want to win this one we need 350+

A good days work, plenty to cheer about for a change. 200 behind with 8 wickets remaining- it doesn't matter that we're only 51 for 2. The middle order can really earn their money here, time isn't an issue so we just need to hang around for the full 90 overs tomorrow. If we do, we'll be in a great position.

Early days but I'll settle for that!

Fletcher should be flogged/spit roasted/castrated/hung/shot/all the above for costing us the ashes


stupid frigging twat!



oh, and you're predictions are shit
[hang on, it isnt funny.................................. ]

I see his wife is , er, ill and gone home!

dummy = out.