Rangers v Dundee Utd ticket scam

Salty · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2009 4:08 pm

Rangers go to Dundee United this week where they look likely to win the
SPL. Dundee United could only give Rangers 5000 tickets and these were
sold out almost instantly. There were a lot of disappointed Rangers
fans. So......

A new poster signs up on a Rangers forum and makes a few non-descript
posts. No one pays him any real attention. He then starts a thread
saying;

Quote:

If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee
United, read here...

Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5 thousand is long sold
out.

Tickets for the home end is the only solution.

But as we all know, if your not on Dundee United's official
club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for
the home end.

Here's what to do..

Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit
socks.

Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They might become suspicious.

Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your
payment your details will then be stored on thier system.

Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and
order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock
order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets.
It's perfect lads.

Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have
ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match
tickets. The poster was an Aberdeen fan.

:laugh:

AGGI!!!!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

hahaha awesome

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

We should try that with Leeds next year rolfl

Poolsrme · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2009 4:15 pm

aptid wrote:

We should try that with Leeds next year rolfl

......and Norwich, Southampton, Charlton and how many others?

jish · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2009 4:18 pm

I love that! clappp

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2009 4:23 pm

Hope you don't mind Salty if i copy and paste that to the intotheblue board so funny.

Salty · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2009 4:25 pm

fire away mate, its all I did anyways!! :grin:

stupoolie · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2009 5:50 pm

Haha that is brilliant!!

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

The joke is on the Teuchter (Aberdeen fan) :grin:

Only 3 Rangers fans went through with it and alerted the rest to the "wind up" with all of them cancelling the order!

Also, wearing ORANGE socks would be right up every Rangers fan's street. I might order a pair but i'll wait until July 12th when they are back in stock :grin:

Sour grapes from the Dons who haven't won fook all in 20 odd years and straw clutching from the Taigs once again.

Now whose laughing?

rolfl

Salty · **Posted:** Sat May 23, 2009 1:16 pm

3Quid wrote:

Also, wearing ORANGE socks would be right up every Rangers fan's street. I might order a pair but i'll wait until July 12th when they are back in stock :grin:

Sour grapes from the Dons who haven't won fook all in 20 odd years and straw clutching from the Taigs once again.

Jesus wept!! banghead

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun May 24, 2009 8:56 am

3Quid wrote:

The joke is on the Teuchter (Aberdeen fan) :grin:

Only 3 Rangers fans went through with it and alerted the rest to the "wind up" with all of them cancelling the order!

Also, wearing ORANGE socks would be right up every Rangers fan's street. I might order a pair but i'll wait until July 12th when they are back in stock :grin:

Sour grapes from the Dons who haven't won fook all in 20 odd years and straw clutching from the Taigs once again.

Now whose laughing?

rolfl

No-one is laughing now as your spoilt the joke! :roll:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Yer well done 3quid you ruined it for everyone!

I hope Rangers win today now!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun May 24, 2009 10:55 am

MadJohn wrote:

Trying to think of a more tedious rivalry in sport than Celtic/Rangers.........

......still thinking...............

Howay man, try harder, the two teams begin with M...... and L........

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Montpoolier wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

Trying to think of a more tedious rivalry in sport than Celtic/Rangers.........

......still thinking...............

Howay man, try harder, the two teams begin with M...... and L........

Motherwell and Livingston ?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2009 11:47 am

3Quid wrote:

The joke is on the Teuchter (Aberdeen fan) :grin:

Only 3 Rangers fans went through with it and alerted the rest to the "wind up" with all of them cancelling the order!

Also, wearing ORANGE socks would be right up every Rangers fan's street. I might order a pair but i'll wait until July 12th when they are back in stock :grin:

Sour grapes from the Dons who haven't won fook all in 20 odd years and straw clutching from the Taigs once again.

Now whose laughing?

rolfl

Scootish football = two bald men fighting over a comb

And when they get bored of fighting over a comb, they can kick each other to death I suppose

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2009 4:59 pm

I thought of this thread whilst listening to the news this morning;

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/ ... 13853.html

:roll:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2009 5:21 pm

Also, wearing ORANGE socks would be right up every Rangers fan's street. I might order a pair but i'll wait until July 12th when they are back in stock

Sour grapes from the Dons who haven't won fook all in 20 odd years and straw clutching from the Taigs once again.

3quid has had a humour bypass. stpid

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 7:03 am

PJ_Poolie wrote:

I thought of this thread whilst listening to the news this morning;

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/ ... 13853.html

:roll:

I probbaly just dont understand, but what the fook as a local footy match in Scotland, got to do with thick fookin paddies in Belfast?

And why are soooooooo many Pools fans obsessed with two daft fookin teams in Scotland?

Are half of us born in bastad Glasgow or summit?

I bet you werent, yet none of you obsessed with this shit, support Alloa, or Brechin City, or Stenhousemuir?

You are not much more than the equivalent fans that follow Manure. :laugh:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 12:54 pm

You are right all these years of watching dross at pools and i could be a Man Utd fan.
Thanks saved me another season ticket.

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 2:28 pm

Yes thats my lot with Pools sat in the pub with my Man Utd shirt on cheering my team to the premiership every year.
Lets start tonight COME ON YOU REDS.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 2:31 pm

mouldy old dough wrote:

Yes thats my lot with Pools sat in the pub with my Man Utd shirt on cheering my team to the premiership every year.
Lets start tonight COME ON YOU REDS.

Now I KNOW you are kidding MOD! rolfl

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 2:34 pm

Quiet you there are people on here think i,m serious.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 2:34 pm

Oop!

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

ElvisAintDead wrote:

mouldy old dough wrote:

You are right all these years of watching dross at pools and i could be a Man Utd fan.
Thanks saved me another season ticket.

What?? So you're not going to buy a Season Ticket for Pools because of someones opinion on the ridiculous Sectarian shite associated with Scottish Football??

Barmy.

As probably one of the very few practising Roman Catholics on this board, I wouldn't lower myself by getting involved in this type of rubbish. Scottish football is a joke. I can SORT of understand people getting hyped up about it up there, but for it to make a difference in Hartlepool??

Let's get it over with now. Let Celtic and Rangers into the Premiership. They'd both be relegated within 2 yrs, and live their existances out in the middle of the Championship alongside Plymouth and Preston North End.

So just because you can't understand it, it doesn't mean no-one else thinks differently. Most people have "other" teams passed down from fathers or grandfathers and with Rangers and Celtic this is certainly the case. I know of at least 40 regular Pools fans who have Rangers as a second team and a fair few Celtic as well.

As for them not surviving in the Premiership, they'd be in the bottom half for the first couple of seasons then once the finance kicked in they'd both be top ten without a doubt. Let's be honest, when was the last time Preston and Plymouth were in a European final?

Dibble got it right with the first five words of his post "I probably just dont understand"

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 2:55 pm

Its all about opinion 3quid and yours does not count.
Agree with you 100% its a family thing.

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 2:58 pm

3Quid wrote:

Dibble got it right with the first five words of his post "I probably just dont understand"

See. I knew I was right.

Seriously though, I genuinely dont get it.

My boss is a proud glaswegian and is Rangers crazy. I sent him a text after they won the league. He was at that point too drunk to text back.

But like I said, he is Glaswegian. None of us are.........are we?

So I can only assume a lot of people side with one or the other due to some religious bigotry. Or am I still wrong?

Its interesting though.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Why has religion ever been brought into football?

I don't even know what religion i am, who gives a toss!

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:05 pm

3quid likes Rangers i likes Celtic we run a football team togeather and we are m8s no hatred or bigotry just good natured banter.

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Yubep wrote:

Why has religion ever been brought into football?

I don't even know what religion i am, who gives a toss!

It's all Moses McNeil and Brother Walfrid's fault :laugh:

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:08 pm

Yubep wrote:

Why has religion ever been brought into football?

I don't even know what religion i am, who gives a toss!

Has no one ever told you? :shock:

Oh dear.............

You are a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose.
:grin:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:14 pm

ADG wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Why has religion ever been brought into football?

I don't even know what religion i am, who gives a toss!

Has no one ever told you? :shock:

Oh dear.............

You are a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose.
:grin:

And a fat fooker.

Compo · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:19 pm

Yubep wrote:

I don't even know what religion i am, who gives a toss!

If you believe in the teachings of Jesus = Christian
If you believe in the teachings of Mohammed = Islam
If you believe in the teachings of Buddah = Buddist
If you believe in the teachings of Abraham = Jewish
If you believe in the teachings of Elron hubard = Nutter

If you think its all bollocks = athiest

Hope this helps

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:27 pm

and if you think all religion is complete and utter tosh, you are an antitheist, or a realist. :grin:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I'll have to go away and have a think about this.

Compo · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:35 pm

Yubep wrote:

I'll have to go away and have a think about this.

or if you want a lot of wives and want to bang your sister your a Mormon

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:37 pm

Compo wrote:

Yubep wrote:

I'll have to go away and have a think about this.

or if you want to bang your sister your a loid

Thats what you meant there surely?

Salty · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2009 4:28 pm

ADG wrote:

and if you think all religion is complete and utter tosh, you are an antitheist, or a realist. :grin:

thats what I am then banghead

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 28, 2009 5:08 am

ElvisAintDead wrote:

I'm from one of Hartlepool's biggest Catholic Families

Don't 'Catholic' and 'big families' go hand in hand Mr Glasses?? :wink:

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