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 Post subject: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:26 pm 
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Anyone been yet? Its next to the bowling place. (Think it used to be a steak house?) Just been and it was lovely. Pisses all over the one on Park Road and is beautifully decorated. The Kung Po Chicken and Chicken Satay Skewers were gorgeous and iv never seen multi coloured prawn crackers before :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:35 pm 
sounds nice but i think i will wait before i try it,well wait until some of the fat bastads off here have tried it and go off their recommendations :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:36 pm 
Teesside Park Tree. :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:42 pm 
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the wok inn takes some beating :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:14 pm 
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Anyone been yet? Its next to the bowling place. (Think it used to be a steak house?) Just been and it was lovely. Pisses all over the one on Park Road and is beautifully decorated. The Kung Po Chicken and Chicken Satay Skewers were gorgeous and iv never seen multi coloured prawn crackers before :shock:


Fook me that's the most positive thing you've ever posted.

If this was a Chinese restaurant based forum you'd be one of the rose tinted spec crowd.


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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:46 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:32 pm 
Chinese grub?? rolfl rolfl rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh: :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine?? sctatchinghead

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:36 pm 
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Spender wrote:
Chinese grub?? rolfl rolfl rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh: :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine?? sctatchinghead

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt


Proper Chinese food is not a patch on our version! I dunno how you survive over there, Kev, you must be wasting away!

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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:41 pm 
Spender wrote:
Chinese grub?? rolfl rolfl rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh: :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine?? sctatchinghead

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt


I once had some 'chicken soup' in a traditional Vietnamese restaurant in Ho Chi Minh City it consisted of a boiling pot some noddles and ALL of the chicken, claws, beak, head the lot :shock: You couldn't actually see through the noodles and 'sauce' what you were going to pull out next.

I had some 'fish soup' on the same trip which was similar, I swear it had fish shit in it, and loads of eyes.

Both were two of the most disgusting things I have ever eaten.


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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:13 pm 
Mampi Swift wrote:
Spender wrote:
Chinese grub?? rolfl rolfl rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh: :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine?? sctatchinghead

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt


Proper Chinese food is not a patch on our version! I dunno how you survive over there, Kev, you must be wasting away!


I am kidder, I love the way they make fried rice yellow and boiled rice white so people can tell the difference. :grin:

Not here, like....... :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:00 pm 
I live literally yards away from the Chinese Buffet in Park Road and I've never ever stepped foot in there....it looks minging as feck....even from the outside!!!! confised
And I haven't heard that many decent reports from there either!!!! confised

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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:06 pm 
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Anyone been yet? Its next to the bowling place. (Think it used to be a steak house?) Just been and it was lovely. Pisses all over the one on Park Road and is beautifully decorated. The Kung Po Chicken and Chicken Satay Skewers were gorgeous and iv never seen multi coloured prawn crackers before :shock:


Fook me that's the most positive thing you've ever posted.

If this was a Chinese restaurant based forum you'd be one of the rose tinted spec crowd.
If this was a reataurant based forum, his user name would be ..... b (2001) with hamster. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:31 pm 
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Spender wrote:
Chinese grub?? rolfl rolfl rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh: :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine?? sctatchinghead

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt


You forgot the uteruses. I only remembered cos you can get them frozen at the Yung Wah in Park Road in Liverpool. So far have resisted the temptation to invest.

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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:49 am 
Oh aye I did. :roll: I was at the mother in laws and they offered me this elastic looking stringy stuff and I said no, it's sheep guts isn't it?? NO, NO, NO!! Not the tummy!! The birth canal.... :shock:

Oh that's alright then.... :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:20 am 
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Spender wrote:
Chinese grub?? rolfl rolfl rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh: :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine?? sctatchinghead

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt


chicken and duck feet are the spawn of satan, had to eat them as a dare at my mate wedding in Hong Kong was awful, also where is all the chicken breast meat over there they seem just to serve crap stringy chicken on bones that are horrible.

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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:24 am 
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Compo wrote:
Spender wrote:
Chinese grub?? rolfl rolfl rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh: :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine?? sctatchinghead

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt


chicken and duck feet are the spawn of satan, had to eat them as a dare at my mate wedding in Hong Kong was awful, also where is all the chicken breast meat over there they seem just to serve crap stringy chicken on bones that are horrible.
...they serve it to the Chinese, the crap stringy chicken is for the tourists. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
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Snowy wrote:
Compo wrote:
Spender wrote:
Chinese grub?? rolfl rolfl rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh: :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine?? sctatchinghead

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt


chicken and duck feet are the spawn of satan, had to eat them as a dare at my mate wedding in Hong Kong was awful, also where is all the chicken breast meat over there they seem just to serve crap stringy chicken on bones that are horrible.
...they serve it to the Chinese, the crap stringy chicken is for the tourists. :laugh:


well I must have been eating in some place that scams the locals as was with a lad that was born and lives there. And whats more they dont do surf and turf :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: New chinese buffet at Teeside Park
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