Not the first time its happened

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:43 pm

Yesterday I was queueing in traffic, and the car behind me was being driven by a very attractive bewer. Naturally I kept glancing in my mirror at her as I crawled along, until she stuck a perfectly manicured finger up one nostril and had a good root about. If that wasn't bad enough, whatever she found in there was obviously quite nutritious, as she decided to eat it.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:54 pm

that snot good

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:58 pm

God only nose why she didn't think anyone would be watching.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:27 am

Look, Mr Ingham, a woman in a car behind you is bad news. Full stop. The details are irrelevant.

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

i bet she said to her self there is that owld letch stalking me again i woner how i can put him off clappp

you did say that this was not your first time :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:25 am

Montpoolier wrote:

Look, Mr Ingham, a woman in a car behind you is bad news. Full stop. The details are irrelevant.

I saw a woman bus driver the other day. The world has gone mad. Surely all companies do risk assessments these days????

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:47 am

Montpoolier wrote:

Look, Mr Ingham, a woman in a car behind you is bad news. Full stop. The details are irrelevant.

Hey Monty

Stop picking on my brother poolieinnott!!

Bill

:grin:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:40 pm

Took me a while to figure that out!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:35 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Yesterday I was queueing in traffic, and the car behind me was being driven by a very attractive bewer. Naturally I kept glancing in my mirror at her as I crawled along, until she stuck a perfectly manicured finger up one nostril and had a good root about. If that wasn't bad enough, whatever she found in there was obviously quite nutritious, as she decided to eat it.

Good on her I say....waste not want not!!!! :grin:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

Grave wrote:

Montpoolier wrote:

Look, Mr Ingham, a woman in a car behind you is bad news. Full stop. The details are irrelevant.

I saw a woman bus driver the other day. The world has gone mad. Surely all companies do risk assessments these days????

they do indeed

have you noticed any nice young lady bus drivers in hartlepool

nope thought not

take ugly old boilers on and nobody bothers them :shock:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:36 am

There was a woman bus driver on the TMS Sedgefield bus in the 1980s and I can tell you if she was sleeping in my bed I wouldn't sleep on the floor.
Well, at the time I wouldn't. She might be an old boiler by now.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:40 am

There's a quite a few lesbians working on the buses down here

Not the first time its happened

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