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poolymadandstupid
 Post subject: IF Jesus was on trial today
PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:32 pm 
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what do you think the outcome would be. sctatchinghead

That lot from Law and Order would set up a good case for him.

Just wondered like. bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: IF Jesus was on trial today
PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:49 pm 
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Do you mean if he was on trial with Pools?

He may, just may be able to get us out of the shiit

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: IF Jesus was on trial today
PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:55 pm 
Grave wrote:
Do you mean if he was on trial with Pools?

He may, just may be able to get us out of the shiit


At least he'd be able to save unlike ALB.
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 Post subject: Re: IF Jesus was on trial today
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Jesus would save, but back 4 would be to slow and opposition would still score

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 Post subject: Re: IF Jesus was on trial today
PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:10 pm 
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wouldn't be a very good keeper, not very good at dealing with crosses... bbolt

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poolymadandstupid
 Post subject: Re: IF Jesus was on trial today
PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:15 pm 
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No not on trial with us you silly billy's. :roll:

Mind you if we get nowt over the weekend we will need him in the team,cos only a miracle might save us then. sadx

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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: IF Jesus was on trial today
PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:22 pm 
If he was on trial today I'd tell him to take his fairy story about his virgin mother and being the son of God straight to the nut house.
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To be fair it was never his idea about the virgin birth. All he wanted to do was make things out of wood. I bet he was horrified at the shoddy workmanship of the ...

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I'd take any team Jesus was in on my coupon, nailed on certainty. bbolt

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Gibsons Beard
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The opposition wouldnt have a mary's prayer if we had him playing for us

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He would be dying to play for us this weekend.
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: IF Jesus was on trial today
PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:47 pm 
If he was up at Court today he'd be Crucified!!!! confised

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