bit of a mixed bag there mutters

Why ? You don't look , or seem the fussy type .

Aye its a good complex, massive like. Watch out if you booked a 2 bedroom apartment, they only have about 4, we did when we got there they gave us two one bedroomed apartments. Wife was fuming we had three kids she slept in one apartment wi the girls me and me son got the other one, she was not happy .
Its about a mile to the beach down a straight road with a few eateries on it. Canny pub on roundabout at the bottom. If you use the 'train' (sort of tractor pullin a few carriages) do it once, cos every effin time you and the kids get on the driver walks up and down before setting off saying "Magaluf you want to go to Magaluf", its almost funny the first time but after a fortnight its far from effin hilarious . Oh aye one of the sides of the 'pool' slope so be careful if you let the bairns walk in alone.

When you go on holiday, you only have to hitch you pikey 1960's caravan to the back of your uninsured 1989 Skoda Estelle and the worlds your lobster

You daft pikey, smelly, heather and peg selling no-mark

My auntie rose-lee predicted a 3-2 win tonight when looking into her crystal ball .

I must say that calling Sussy a daft, pikey, smelly, heather and peg selling no-mark is doing a bit of an injustice to daft, pikey, smelly, heather and peg selling no-marks.

I suppose you are right, I hereby offer my most sincere and humble apologies to daft, pikey, smelly, heather and peg selling no-mark's

Not like you to indulge in apostrophe abuse, Talbot. I'm deeply shocked.

I don't know what came over me, as the actress said to the bishop!

Like I was told by a colleague of mine regarding the apostrophe, if in doubt, leave it out

It's true of many areas of life, 'If in doubt leave it out'. It's only the next morning I get the doubts though.

Anyway, sod the apostrophe police, from now on every time I see a chance I'm going to add an apostro'phe.

Do'nt do it, you ca'nt do it, it woul'dnt be right!

Well, here's a tip, Mr Frodraff. A very large proportion of apostrophe abuse can be avoided simply by avoiding popping one in when you plural a noun. One dog, two dogs, yes?? Why waste energy putting in extra grammar?

You usually need an apostrophe either to denote possession (eg the dogs' bollocks) or to indicate that a letter has been omitted in a word (eg don't). It's simple logic, and men are so good at logic, aren't they???

Sounds like inevc...incven.......er....invcev.......invect........you're getting shirty about it.

Yep its very good, you'll enjoy it, they've got everything you need right there and Sa Coma is very nice too.