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 Post subject: Deadline for Monkey Bizz - Sunday 25th Jan
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:47 pm 
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Issue 93 of the Bizz is out on Saturday 7th February, when we play Walsall at home. And it will STILL be only a quid!

The deadline for contributions to this issue is midnight on Sunday 25th January (the day after the 'Ammers game). All the usual stuff required please - opinions, articles, pics, cartoons, jokes, poems, reader's wives photos etc.

You can PM me stuff on here, or email to:

monkeybusinessfanzine@hotmail.co.uk

Can someone with the power sticky this for me please?

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 Post subject: Re: Deadline for Monkey Bizz - Sunday 25th Jan
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:58 pm 
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Would the Gold Coast Wikipedia page make a good Biz article?

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 Post subject: Re: Deadline for Monkey Bizz - Sunday 25th Jan
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:53 pm 
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I'm thinking about writing one or two things for the next issue.


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 Post subject: Re: Deadline for Monkey Bizz - Sunday 25th Jan
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:20 pm 
About time POK the Bizz needs some new material :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Deadline for Monkey Bizz - Sunday 25th Jan
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:27 pm 
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a bit random i know but when is the 100th issue due to be out and is there anythign special being done for it?


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 Post subject: Re: Deadline for Monkey Bizz - Sunday 25th Jan
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:58 pm 
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Issue 100 is on schedule to be the first issue of the 2010/11 season.

In order to celebrate, I'm hoping to round up a load of yesteryear's 'Saturday Stunners', and have them parade from the Mail offices to the Vic, wearing nothing but thongs and wet Monkey Business t-shirts.

There will be a flyover from the Red Arrows, and Jeff Stelling will ceremonially replace the portrait of Alan Shearer with one of Lawrence, before turning to the assembled media and bellowing 'Only a pound, yer Monkey Business!'.

This will signal a Harry Potter-esque scramble for the 100th issue, which will sell out in a record time of 20 minutes.

This all depends on me being editor at the time like, if we have another bairn before then I reckon I'll have to pass it onto someone else. It's difficult enough with one, and I can't imagine having any time to do it with two.

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 Post subject: Re: Deadline for Monkey Bizz - Sunday 25th Jan
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:32 pm 
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
Issue 100 is on schedule to be the first issue of the 2010/11 season.

In order to celebrate, I'm hoping to round up a load of yesteryear's 'Saturday Stunners', and have them parade from the Mail offices to the Vic, wearing nothing but thongs and wet Monkey Business t-shirts.

There will be a flyover from the Red Arrows, and Jeff Stelling will ceremonially replace the portrait of Alan Shearer with one of Lawrence, before turning to the assembled media and bellowing 'Only a pound, yer Monkey Business!'.

This will signal a Harry Potter-esque scramble for the 100th issue, which will sell out in a record time of 20 minutes.

This all depends on me being editor at the time like, if we have another bairn before then I reckon I'll have to pass it onto someone else. It's difficult enough with one, and I can't imagine having any time to do it with two.


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 Post subject: Re: Deadline for Monkey Bizz - Sunday 25th Jan
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:15 pm 
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ill be first in line for the midnight sale then in fancy dress :wink: any suggestions for the costume?


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 Post subject: Re: Deadline for Monkey Bizz - Sunday 25th Jan
PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:11 pm 
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Thong and wet Monkey Bizz t-shirt?

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