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 Post subject: Hey Mutley...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:31 pm 
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You still in the doghouse ?

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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me and him are never out of the f-ucker!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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So long as he wasn't in the mosque.

Anybody heard from him in the last few hours? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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i pretty much live in the doghouse, its the yubephouse

i got told off for texting last night, a simple text to a friend and i got told off for paying her no attention.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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i pretty much live in the doghouse, its the yubephouse

i got told off for texting last night, a simple text to a friend and i got told off for paying her no attention.


Cos she knew you didn't really have a friend! :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Mrs Grave will happily text all night long while we watch the telly and then as soon as I text someone I can sense her staring over and she says "Who are you texting?" rage rage rage

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Mrs Grave will happily text all night long while we watch the telly and then as soon as I text someone I can sense her staring over and she says "Who are you texting?" rage rage rage


and when your other phone beeps you say "Tree with Hamster".
























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PJ_Poolie wrote:
gravedisorder wrote:
Mrs Grave will happily text all night long while we watch the telly and then as soon as I text someone I can sense her staring over and she says "Who are you texting?" rage rage rage


and when your other phone beeps you say "Tree with Hamster".

:wink: :laugh:


I should be annoyed but that was quite funny :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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gravedisorder wrote:
Mrs Grave will happily text all night long while we watch the telly and then as soon as I text someone I can sense her staring over and she says "Who are you texting?" rage rage rage


There isn't a woman in the world who doesn't think their boyfriend is shagging around when they see them sending a text. Factoid. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:46 pm 
Look I've just found the actual text grave;

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Wilson is a 'lovely lovely person'




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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
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Mrs Grave will happily text all night long while we watch the telly and then as soon as I text someone I can sense her staring over and she says "Who are you texting?" rage rage rage


There isn't a woman in the world who doesn't think their boyfriend is shagging around when they see them sending a text. Factoid. :laugh:


most of the time she's right like

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
Look I've just found the actual text grave;

gravedisorder wrote:

Wilson is a c***




clappp rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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me and the missus aren't arguing or anything, but at the same time I can sense a "she's fallen out with me" atmosphere. Nobody's done owt or said owt wrong, can't put my finger on it but it's definitely there - it's obviously something I've forgotten to do or say when I was supposed to.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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me and the missus aren't arguing or anything, but at the same time I can sense a "she's fallen out with me" atmosphere. Nobody's done owt or said owt wrong, can't put my finger on it but it's definitely there - it's obviously something I've forgotten to do or say when I was supposed to.


You've forgotten to flush the bog again, haven't you.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Last night right, no lie...

On the couch our lass said...

"I think i'll go to bed now, i'm actually in a mood with you, i don't know why, you've not done anything, but i think i am, night"

banghead banghead

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Listening to you lot on here I reckon that I must be married to the only sane woman in the world. :coool: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Mr Ripper wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
me and the missus aren't arguing or anything, but at the same time I can sense a "she's fallen out with me" atmosphere. Nobody's done owt or said owt wrong, can't put my finger on it but it's definitely there - it's obviously something I've forgotten to do or say when I was supposed to.


You've forgotten to flush the bog again, haven't you.



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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Listening to you lot on here I reckon that I must be married to the only sane woman in the world. :coool: :laugh:


Thats an oxymoron

No such thing exists.

I genuinly think she got pregnant just to have a go at me

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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I genuinly think she got pregnant just to have a go at me


Well find the bastad who did it and give him a slap.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Good idea

It's when her sister gets pregnant that i need to worry.

Question...

Why does the sister always look nicer than the girlfriend?

Or cousin?

Or aunty?

or all her mates?

or her niece?

or her dad?

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Ripper is that a sculpture of some kind?

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Yes.

Do you want me to do you one?

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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I think I'll pass.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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I might start selling them.

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:25 pm 
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You still in the doghouse ?


No....I don't think so anyway!!!! confised :laugh:


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at least you can't blame me this time!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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I was there & still dont know what he did wrong
The plan to put things right was spot on though :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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a plan was hatched??

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so thats why the armed police where there? :laugh: :laugh:

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a plan was hatched??


Im sure he'll tell you when you see him :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Hey Mutley...
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Tell me aswell cos I can't remember!!!! confised :uhoh: :laugh:


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