Now I'm Onto My 5th Can Of John Smiths & I'm Off Work....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:41 am

Tomorrow....

I've decided to make a slice of Cheese on Toast and also I'm having a Dozen pieces of Cheese to go with a Dozen Ritz whilst watching Dylan Moran - 'Like, Totally'!!!! :coool:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:09 am

'Most hetrosexual people meet and get together with each other when they're totally totally drunk....smashed, out of their minds....they could not spell their own face!!!! And they go home with that person....they might spend days even months with that person or a year or have a family together....this is what happens, this is how you meet!!!! But you wouldn't buy a Toaster when you're drunk....cos that's too important....it's got to be crispy in just the right way'!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:18 am

BTW....The Bunker gets a mention....he's on about why Woman say things like 'Why did you leave the wet towel on the floor'????....well me and the 'Guys' were talking in The Bunker!!!! clappp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:23 am

It's just hard to like certain foods....Fruit doesn't work for me....it's just God showing off....'look at all the colours I know'!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:31 am

On about their lass....'I'd stab you to death....but I can't afford to take 2 weeks off work'!!!! rolfl

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:56 pm

Muttley do you still do the 4am tab run on yer bike :coool:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:04 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Muttley do you still do the 4am tab run on yer bike :coool:

You would think he would buy them in advance

Mind you I thought he had packed in the smoking

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:38 am

townendtimmy wrote:

Muttley do you still do the 4am tab run on yer bike :coool:

Haven't for a long time!!!! :uhoh:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:40 am

Just been for some petrol, and there was a lad just in front of me leaning against his bike, paying for a pint of milk, at the kiosk window. The lad inside passed out his card reader, so he could pay with his plastic, he typed his details in took out his card, and passed it back in. As the assistant slid his slidy thing back and forth to pass out the milk, this lad was getting on his bike to ride away. For comedy effect I should have let him go, but I called him back. He looked a little bemused, I don't think he knew what day it was, or what he was doing there!! It's too far for Muttley to be riding his bike though, so it can't have been him, apart from the fact I know what Mutters looks like. :grin:

Now I'm Onto My 5th Can Of John Smiths & I'm Off Work....

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