Would you?

Even I wouldn't poke anything in acunt that belonged to something with a head like that.

Mr PK has like.

Never had one of them. What are they like?

I may try ebay to see if I can get a big box of them sent over! They sound like lion bars (do they still make 'em?)

Is that a sausage in the middle?
A new concept in confectionery!

not in scotland they are not

daddys or chips?

Oh aye.

Them chocolate bars look like a heart attack in a wrapper to be honest.

Can't you have a nice orange instead??

Apparently people in Britain don't understand how to peel oranges....tho come to think of it that sounds like a Spender-originating rumour to me

What the chuff is that??

You shouldn't know text speak at your age??

'Tho' is Chaucerian. Never forget your roots

You can't afford to when they come through grey......eh??

Tho tramping neath a winter's sky
Oer snow track paths and ryhmey styles


John Clare

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o-er hills and banks
I trod upon a man's bare arse
And a womans voice said 'thanks....'

Anon.