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 Post subject: If giving birth is so painful....
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:57 pm 
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the how the feck could this happen without you knowing!???

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7746292.stm

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 Post subject: Re: If giving birth is so painful....
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:00 pm 
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evil, evil bitch. Saving face was more important to her than her own child's life.
Despicable.

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 Post subject: Re: If giving birth is so painful....
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:10 pm 
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The woman 2 doors down from me, gave birth whilst on the loo bur she got the baby out without any injury except for a wet head.

She didn't even know she was pregnant, she was in her mid 40's, fat and had no morning sickness, she put her lack of periods down to her age.

The downside was her husband didn't believe her when she told him what had happened as he was working in London and only came home once a month and he made her take a DNA test to prove he was the Dad.

The lad is now a very large 5 year old who has no ill effects after such a traumatic entry into the world.

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 Post subject: Re: If giving birth is so painful....
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bluemonkey wrote:

The lad is now a very large 5 year old who has no ill effects after such a traumatic entry into the world.


I suppose his life started off down the pan and therefore must get better!

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 Post subject: Re: If giving birth is so painful....
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:09 pm 
FFS. Just when you think you've heard everything.


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 Post subject: Re: If giving birth is so painful....
PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:04 pm 
I was always sceptical about these things but a mate of mine became a midwife after having two kids and retraining and she tells me the sensation of labour is very much just like wanting a dump. Ergo, if you don't think you're pregnant it's very easy to give birth on the cludgie.

So if you ever have a big log that starts crying........ :shock: :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: If giving birth is so painful....
PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:09 pm 
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Blokes often joke to women that having a baby must be no more painful than having a big dump. Women always laugh his off but this story makes you think.....

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