Nanny fookin state

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Just been to tesco and bought 24 bottles of wine and 2 champagne but the lass on the checkout wouldn't let me buy 3 boxes of headache tablets as I might do myself harm... stpid

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:46 pm

How many headache tablets are there in a box?
I'm wondering what on earth you want 3 boxes of headache tablets for, like.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:50 pm

Richard Head wrote:

How many headache tablets are there in a box?
I'm wondering what on earth you want 3 boxes of headache tablets for, like.

People will really bang their collective gums about anything

If you really need to buy loads of pills, go back round again and buy another three boxes or if you really do want to do yourself in, which is why the law is there, go to another shop and fill yer boots

BOOTS, geddit?!

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

My point is i could buy 24 bottle...

no never mind confised

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:56 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

:roll:

My point is i could buy 24 bottle...

no never mind confised

Reading peoples mind was never my strong point.....

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

Were you going to do yourself harm? If you were, there's cheaper ways. Simply stand outside Mutley's house and shout "all people with a dog called Skye are poofs, especially if they like ska music and have certificates in swimming related life saving."

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:59 pm

Mr I wrote:

Were you going to do yourself harm? If you were, there's cheaper ways. Simply stand outside Mutley's house and shout "all people with a dog called Skye are poofs, especially if they like ska music and have certificates in swimming related life saving."

Did Mutley have to dress in his jim-jams and rescue a brick to get one of his certificates?? :laugh:

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

It's law that you can't buy more than 48 I think paracetamol's yet when I went in the chemist in Oxy Road to buy the headache tablets the women said it was 68p for a box of 48 or three boxes for 1.20.

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:22 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Were you going to do yourself harm? If you were, there's cheaper ways. Simply stand outside Mutley's house and shout "all people with a dog called Skye are poofs, especially if they like ska music and have certificates in swimming related life saving."

Did Mutley have to dress in his jim-jams and rescue a brick to get one of his certificates?? :laugh:

To be honest I've got this mental picture that I think will keep me awake all night....... sadx

I got turned away at Tescos for trying to buy four boxes of aspirin, the day after they made cannabis a class 'C' drug. Now they say if you're over 50 you should take a daily aspirin to ward off possible heart attacks and strokes. This is Government advice.

However, the other Govenment advice is don't sell aspirin in quantity.

The totally incompetent uncommunicative useless wooly headed fookers. :roll:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:10 pm

Spender wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Were you going to do yourself harm? If you were, there's cheaper ways. Simply stand outside Mutley's house and shout "all people with a dog called Skye are poofs, especially if they like ska music and have certificates in swimming related life saving."

Did Mutley have to dress in his jim-jams and rescue a brick to get one of his certificates?? :laugh:

To be honest I've got this mental picture that I think will keep me awake all night....... sadx

I got turned away at Tescos for trying to buy four boxes of aspirin, the day after they made cannabis a class 'C' drug. Now they say if you're over 50 you should take a daily aspirin to ward off possible heart attacks and strokes. This is Government advice.

However, the other Govenment advice is don't sell aspirin in quantity.

The totally incompetent uncommunicative useless wooly headed fookers. :roll:

Haven't they now decided the Aspirin advice is only for people who have had a heart attack, and not everyone, and the daily taking of the said painkillers is now officially bad for you!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:35 pm

Mr I wrote:

Were you going to do yourself harm? If you were, there's cheaper ways. Simply stand outside Mutley's house and shout "all people with a dog called Skye are poofs, especially if they like ska music and have certificates in swimming related life saving."

"all people with a dog called Skye are poofs" :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:36 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Did Mutley have to dress in his jim-jams and rescue a brick to get one of his certificates?? :laugh:

Yes....'Britania High' ones....and I got laughed at for being a girl!!!! :uhoh:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

[quote="BillinghamPoolie]Haven't they now decided the Aspirin advice is only for people who have had a heart attack, and not everyone, and the daily taking of the said painkillers is now officially bad for you!!![/quote]

Yes that's correct - apparently taking one aspirin a day may damage the lining of the stomach.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:15 am

But 12 Cans of John Smiths is Guuud for you....especially after a BIG Breakfast consisting of Lard!!!! :coool:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:28 am

MutleyRules wrote:

But 12 Cans of John Smiths is Guuud for you....especially after a BIG Breakfast consisting of Lard!!!! :coool:

Only 12 cans Mutley, you big puff!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:32 am

For the last 2 hours I've had 2 Mugs of Coffee and a Mug of Boiled Water....whilst watching 'Dylan Moran Live'!!!! :uhoh:

tonyparry · **Posted:** Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:39 pm

bluemonkey wrote:

It's law that you can't buy more than 48 I think paracetamol's yet when I went in the chemist in Oxy Road to buy the headache tablets the women said it was 68p for a box of 48 or three boxes for 1.20.

FACT
When i come back to Hartlepool every few month, i buy (to bring back here,) boxes and boxes of Nurofen, migralieve, Zantac for me (and others)i also take a 75mg asprin every day, spoke to my doctor about doing this and i quote
"every one over 40 should do it"

Now getting black pudding over here is a different thing all together :grin:

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