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 Post subject: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:56 pm 
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Some people don't like chewing tin foil (why would you though?), and a mate of mine can't stand the touch of cotton wool.

It's never happened to me, but I think the worst feeling would have to be standing in dogshit in bare feet.

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Would that be fresh warm dogshit or old cold stuff?

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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
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I've never enjoyed stepping on slugs in my bare feet, but can't recall ever stepping bare foot on dog shite.

Perhaps someone simultaneously could step on dog shite with their left foot and a slug with their right foot and let me know which is worse.

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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:08 pm 
For me, it's that soggy bread in the bottom of the sink, it's like picking up dead kittens. :shock: :shock:

Or the smell of mint toothpaste in the morning, that can make me chuck that can..... :uhoh: :uhoh:


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Miss Parmo can't touch metal - hates it!! We've got plastic handles on the cutlery so she doesn't have to touch it - when she was in a situation like at dancing class she wore gloves so she didn't have to touch the metal bars.
When we're out eating Mrs Parmo wraps the serviettes around the cutlery for her, before we eat!!!

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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:18 pm 
Boredom


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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
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Boredom


Just give us an hour and tell us that again...... sctatchinghead :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:25 pm 
the wife saying can i have some money off you,and then performing open wallet surgery :laugh:


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the squeaking polystyrene makes, when drag it across a stone floor.

(don't ask why you would do it)

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Salad stuff for me to touch it or eat it is like garlic to a vampire. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
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Sarnia Poolie wrote:
I've never enjoyed stepping on slugs in my bare feet, but can't recall ever stepping bare foot on dog shite.

Perhaps someone simultaneously could step on dog shite with their left foot and a slug with their right foot and let me know which is worse.

i left my work boots outside the next day i put them on with a slug in one boot banghead not a very nice sensation at all


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you should have put a snail in the other one to compare it

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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
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A turd would have been better, thus he would have been able to answer Sarnia's query.

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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
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Waking up on a monday - friday and initially beleiving it was a saturday/Sunday.

Now that is an awful sensation!

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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:06 pm 
I'm not fussed on Cotton Wool getting pulled apart!!!! confised confised

Seeing people with Wooly Jumpers on chewing their cuffs/sleeves!!!! :shock: confised sadx

When I was younger I hated having to scrub Pans out with food caked/burnt on....so I said to my Mam that I couldn't stand the feel of and I allergic to Scouring pads so I didn't have to do them!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Eyes....I've definetly got a phobia of eyes....I can't stand looking at eyes me like....makes my eyes and head hurt!!!! confised confised :uhoh:


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I'm not fussed on Cotton Wool getting pulled apart!!!! confised confised

Seeing people with Wooly Jumpers on chewing their cuffs/sleeves!!!! :shock: confised sadx

When I was younger I hated having to scrub Pans out with food caked/burnt on....so I said to my Mam that I couldn't stand the feel of and I allergic to Scouring pads so I didn't have to do them!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Eyes....I've definetly got a phobia of eyes....I can't stand looking at eyes me like....makes my eyes and head hurt!!!! confised confised :uhoh:


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poolieinnottingham wrote:
but I think the worst feeling would have to be standing in dogshit in bare feet.



you are a freak too!

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For me, it's that soggy bread in the bottom of the sink, it's like picking up dead kittens. :shock: :shock:

Or the smell of mint toothpaste in the morning, that can make me chuck that can..... :uhoh: :uhoh:


Another freak



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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
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the squeaking polystyrene makes, when drag it across a stone floor.

(don't ask why you would do it)


stpid


another one!

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Boredom



oh, I give up

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I can't ever remember being bored at any time in my life. I think someone would have to lock me in an empty room with a view of nothing but a plain brick wall through the window before boredom even had a chance of setting in.

But since no one has done that to me yet, the thing that comes closest to boring me is people saying they are bored.

My worst non-painful sensation is people shoving medical instruments up my arse. Over the last couple of months I've undergone enough of that to give me the screaming habdabs now when anyone threatens to get near me bum.

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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
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Biting a metal fork, or even seeing/hearing someone else do it.... it does to me what kryptonite does to superman!


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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:44 pm 
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I'm not fussed on Cotton Wool getting pulled apart!!!! confised confised

Seeing people with Wooly Jumpers on chewing their cuffs/sleeves!!!! :shock: confised sadx

When I was younger I hated having to scrub Pans out with food caked/burnt on....so I said to my Mam that I couldn't stand the feel of and I allergic to Scouring pads so I didn't have to do them!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Eyes....I've definetly got a phobia of eyes....I can't stand looking at eyes me like....makes my eyes and head hurt!!!! confised confised :uhoh:


I have the eye thing!!! I have to look down and it makes women think i'm looking at their chests!

I also hate being around bananas

And reading POK's posts


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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:58 pm 
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I can't ever remember being bored at any time in my life. I think someone would have to lock me in an empty room with a view of nothing but a plain brick wall through the window before boredom even had a chance of setting in.

But since no one has done that to me yet, the thing that comes closest to boring me is people saying they are bored.

My worst non-painful sensation is people shoving medical instruments up my arse. Over the last couple of months I've undergone enough of that to give me the screaming habdabs now when anyone threatens to get near me bum.


But that's exactly it!
You must have had better luck with jobs than I've had.

I'm sorry to hear about the other thing, though. Are you open to unconventional medical approaches?


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:11 pm 
touching damp newspaper makes my flesh crawl. ive stood in puppy shit in bare feet on an acid comedown...very unpleasant.


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poolieinnottingham wrote:
and a mate of mine can't stand the touch of cotton wool.


Fear of touching cotton wool or bambakomallophobia is a serious phobia that effects only good looking people such as myself and Cheryl Cole.


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so she doesn't use Tampax then? sctatchinghead confised

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so she doesn't use Tampax then? sctatchinghead confised


No she just shoves a cork up there

(ps I said cork :roll: )

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I wonder if Ashley Cole likes to pop it out

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 Post subject: Re: The worst non-painful sensation you can think of
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I'm terrified of stuff hiting my eyes, but thats another thing innit?



running out of drink, thats the worst that is


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picking at my belly button, i get a strange, unpleasant feeling in my balls!?!?!?!

maybe i'm wired up wrong sctatchinghead

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Maybe it's not your belly button? :shock: :shock: :shock:


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picking at my belly button, i get a strange, unpleasant feeling in my balls!?!?!?!

maybe i'm wired up wrong sctatchinghead


You're not sitting under a naked light bulb are you, Mr B? Opposite a man requesting information in a strange, guttural language?


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I hate belly buttons full stop. How can women get them pierced and stuff with jewells in and the likes?

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I've just had a very bad non painful sensation when watching the full time results........misery!

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Maybe it's not your belly button? :shock: :shock: :shock:


PMSL, post of the year!! rolfl rolfl rolfl

Even better than Tree's "Good doggy"

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The novelty has wore off chunky

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