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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:01 pm 
The Council are thinking of bringing in Talking CCTV Cameras to tackle Anti-Social Behaviour and Litter Louts!!!! clappp clappp clappp

I say....they can't come sooner enough!!!! clappp clappp clappp :grin:


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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:03 pm 
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Oooh, a talking camera. :-o

I'm so scared I'd best behave and not drop litter. stpid

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:04 pm 
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And I'm not shitting in the street again. :evil:
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:15 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Oooh, a talking camera. :-o

I'm so scared I'd best behave and not drop litter. stpid


They do seem to work in other Towns!!!! confised :grin: :grin:


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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:16 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Oooh, a talking camera. :-o

I'm so scared I'd best behave and not drop litter. stpid


They do seem to work in other Towns!!!! confised :grin: :grin:


I'm glad they didn't have them in Hull when I was a student and wandering around full of acid.

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:19 pm 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That's quite a scary thought....Ripper on Acid!!!! :shock: :shock: :laugh:


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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:21 pm 
We have people who sweep up here. What happened to them?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:25 pm 
Too busy giving out Parking Fines!!!! confised


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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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They have them in London, a lad who i work with was telling me when he was taking a piss while walking down the street her just heard a voice 'the male in a black jacket, put it away' ... quality!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:20 pm 
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Its when it calls you by your first name that you start getting paranoid

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:30 pm 
hufc1908 wrote:
Its when it calls you by your first name that you start getting paranoid


Aitch?
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:21 pm 
If it only speaks in English isn't that non-inclusive?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Oh dear, back to the drawing board..... :uhoh: :uhoh:
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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:23 pm 
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Spender wrote:
We have people who sweep up here. What happened to them?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead


Anyone remember them hoover things which were used to pick up litter in the shopping centre yonks ago. They looked like noonoo from tellytubbies with a bloke driving them???

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EddTheDuck
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Spender wrote:
If it only speaks in English isn't that non-inclusive?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Oh dear, back to the drawing board..... :uhoh: :uhoh:


You're right. It would be much too difficult to get one to speak in Hartlepudlian, flower.

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:26 am 
gravedisorder wrote:
Spender wrote:
We have people who sweep up here. What happened to them?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead


Anyone remember them hoover things which were used to pick up litter in the shopping centre yonks ago. They looked like noonoo from tellytubbies with a bloke driving them???


They had their own Smell aswell!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin:


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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Well Done The Council....Now Bring It On!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:07 am 
grabec wrote:
hufc1908 wrote:
Its when it calls you by your first name that you start getting paranoid


Aitch?


Haitch, better fenian me
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