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 Post subject: electrified tennis racquet!!!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:04 am 
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I've got a fly swatter which is an electrified tennis racquet!! I've opened the door to let the flies in so I can kill the little bleeders!!
Great fun it is!!!

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 Post subject: Re: electrified tennis racquet!!!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:05 am 
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When you have killed one, drop it on the racket and turn it on. It will slowly burn and turn to dust. Stinks like fuck though so do it outside.

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 Post subject: Re: electrified tennis racquet!!!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:09 am 
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already done that!! :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: electrified tennis racquet!!!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:33 pm 
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We've got one of them. You can hear the buggars fry!!!


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 Post subject: Re: electrified tennis racquet!!!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:25 pm 
We got one the other day, brutal they are.

But worryingly fun at the same time. I want to bag a wasp before the weeks out.


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 Post subject: Re: electrified tennis racquet!!!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:27 pm 
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Just beware,if you whack a big bugger it only stuns them,you gotta follow up & beat it to death while its down.

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 Post subject: Re: electrified tennis racquet!!!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:39 pm 
Aye, had three since weeks of getting here. Mosquito's are best, they stick to it and wriggle and you can give them several random shocks until they start to smoke.

I've got one that's mains rechargable!! Makes fruit fly's break dance!! :grin:

Doesn't even bother 'roaches......they shout 'ta!!' and scuttle off... :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: electrified tennis racquet!!!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:06 pm 
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the electric shock will probably make them into Frankenstein-type super creepy crawlies. What have you done?

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