he will be one of the top scorers this season

No he wont.

I doubt he will be first choice for them at the start of the season

Is he any gud?

Nice club badge Scotty, now if you could just replace the boatwheel with a stag that would be great.

...and possibly replace "the town's club" with "couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery".

Or, "couldn't organise a tournament in a football stadium".

or "doesn't necessarily play the best players at their disposal becaquse of their perceived attitude, and we'd rather field a collection of also rans who will run and run all day with a great attitude but can't kick a ball straight or know what to do with it when they've got it"

However that lot wouldn't necessarily fit on the shirt unless the writing was extremely small, or else there's a latin phrase for such

It can be abbreviated Mr Parmo.

F.O.L.E.Y.

Spot on!

but the "he's a nice lad and DEAD fast" brigade will be onto you!

but that nasty Monkhouse has a bad attitude, which can't ever be changed so there's no point trying to reconcile. So we'll have to put him in the stiffs, but we also won't sell him and replace him 'cos we want to teach him a lesson rather than bring in a replacement, and so we'll play Robson or Foley instead.

"Does non necesse lascivio optimus ludio ludius procul suum dispono becaquse of suum sentio attitude , quod nos would quinymo agri a contraho of quoque redimo quisnam mos run quod run totus dies per a valde attitude tamen cannot kick a ball rectus vel teneo quis efficio per is ut they have non got is"

aye that sounds about right