What a fine morning.....

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Some mornings are shite arent they?
Well today has been a cracker so far and its only just turned ten o clock
Took my son to school and now have the day to myself - and its lovely and sunny.
Checked my e-mails and the editor of Beautiful Books wants to publish my debut novel. Its in the hands of the Managing Director now and he's about to read it.
And there was another e-mail from Carling Academy stating Spiritualised are playing Newcastle in October. Straight on the phone and bought four tickets for a band I've never seen and have been desperate to.
I'm off to walk the dog down the beach before a sausage and onion sandwich rolf

grabec · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 10:27 am

BritishWestHpool wrote:

Some mornings are shite arent they?
Well today has been a cracker so far and its only just turned ten o clock
Took my son to school and now have the day to myself - and its lovely and sunny.
Checked my e-mails and the editor of Beautiful Books wants to publish my debut novel. Its in the hands of the Managing Director now and he's about to read it.
And there was another e-mail from Carling Academy stating Spiritualised are playing Newcastle in October. Straight on the phone and bought four tickets for a band I've never seen and have been desperate to.
I'm off to walk the dog down the beach before a sausage and onion sandwich rolf

grabec · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 10:28 am

BritishWestHpool wrote:

Some mornings are shite arent they?
Well today has been a cracker so far and its only just turned ten o clock
Took my son to school and now have the day to myself - and its lovely and sunny.
Checked my e-mails and the editor of Beautiful Books wants to publish my debut novel. Its in the hands of the Managing Director now and he's about to read it.
And there was another e-mail from Carling Academy stating Spiritualised are playing Newcastle in October. Straight on the phone and bought four tickets for a band I've never seen and have been desperate to.
I'm off to walk the dog down the beach before a sausage and onion sandwich rolf

Oh, brilliant, BWH. Well done

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Thanks. I've been checking my e-mails five times a day for three weeks crapping myself.
Its good timing too as I'm on stage at The Cumberland Arms in the Ouseburn Valley in Newcastle Thursday night reading an extract from it.
Still, the Managing Director might think its bollocks.
Hope not
And I'm well chuffed about Spiritualised too

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 11:44 am

Congratulations Mr.BritishWest!!!! clappp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 11:51 am

Nobodys Hero wrote:

So tell us about the book then.

For a start....it's a book....so you won't understand!!!! :laugh:

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 12:07 pm

Nobodys Hero wrote:

So tell us about the book then.

That's a very roundabout way of asking if it has pictures. :laugh:

Well done that man. clappp

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

No pictures sir - though there may be one on the front cover I suppose.
Its narrated by sixteen year old Danny as he gets kicked out the house by his mam and dad and ends up in a hostel for homeless 16-21 year olds (which is where I worked for over four years).
It includes graphic sex, violence, drugs and heartbreak as well as humour and is called "Intentionally Homeless".

monkeehanger · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 12:41 pm

Nice one, hope it works out for you.

I'm having a great morning too, no work...been to Durham for the morning and now kicking back with a book for the afternoon...niiice.

Plus Joey Barton just got jailed for 6 months....all is right in the world rolf

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22654

BritishWestHpool wrote:

It includes graphic sex.

Tell me about this but (but tell me slowly)

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

its....outdoors.....under.....the......trees......oral.....and.....doggy.....style

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

monkeehanger wrote:

clappp

Nice one, hope it works out for you.

I'm having a great morning too, no work...been to Durham for the morning and now kicking back with a book for the afternoon...niiice.

Plus Joey Barton just got jailed for 6 months....all is right in the world rolf

Kicking back?? like a donkey kicks? or you actually just relaxing? kicking back isnt really to relaxing i find.

grabec · **Posted:** Tue May 20, 2008 3:47 pm

Mr I wrote:

BritishWestHpool wrote:

It includes graphic sex.

Tell me about this but (but tell me slowly)

I thought he said there were no pictures?

What a fine morning.....

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