Your south east asia correspondent here. It's 30 degrees, about 99% humidity and I've had a Topic for breakfast. And Liptons yellow tea with no milk in. You'd think with all the tea in China we'd at least be able to.........

Hang on, I'm sounding like a Brit abroad.

picture it now
pot belly pools shirt with yellow flowered bermuda shorts and jesus sandals
all you need to pull

send us a pic for the bizz

What colour's your tool today Kev?

I've already had a condom related text message offa kevin..... ...too much information!!!

You may mock but yesterday I was at a double wedding and these small but perfectly formed people know how to throw a party I'll tell you and lagely (toasts excepted, a miniscule glass of rice spirit) alcohol free. The suckling pig was a bit of a pisser for a vegetarian though, it had glace cheries for eyes and as they have those rotating table centres it always seemed like I was staring up it's arse or facing it down.

Kind of sun blush vermillion.....

Your age may not excuse you from the slap you deserve.

You cheeky old melt. clap clap clap many a true word spoken in jest.....

Pictures will follow, the girls are in raptures about those in the bizz, I was with all five of them yesterday at varying points. My nickname over here is Monkey anyway (born in the year of the monkey, bit hairy, the tattoo....) and they now think I have my own magazine despite my attempted explanations. :sweet: :sweet:

you little liar

i bet you told them you are the next Aisian EDDIE SAHA


i hope you explained the snowy contribution and the reason for your garb in the said cartoon