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 Post subject: that tailend 'Mr. Portsmouth'
PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:52 pm 
was in old saltburn town tonight on the piss
I wondered what TF he was doing here, then it occurred playing Boro innit?

anyhoo, I was popping into the offy [natch] and he was on he's way out, after purchasing me stella's I seen him outside the boozer over the road. thinks me "I'll nash over and call him a bellend...." :roll: [always one to stay out of trouble me...]

away I goes over and lo! he's showing his bellend off to two owld slappers in the street!!

ridiculous! needless to say I didn't bother




Pompey fans hate him an all, and I'm not surprised - the daft meff!


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 Post subject: Re: that tailend 'Mr. Portsmouth'
PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:01 pm 
Is he the fella covered in tats and has a set of teeth like a row of bombed out houses???


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 Post subject: Re: that tailend 'Mr. Portsmouth'
PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:29 am 
Salty wrote:
was in old saltburn town tonight on the piss
I wondered what TF he was doing here, then it occurred playing Boro innit?

anyhoo, I was popping into the offy [natch] and he was on he's way out, after purchasing me stella's I seen him outside the boozer over the road. thinks me "I'll nash over and call him a bellend...." :roll: [always one to stay out of trouble me...]

away I goes over and lo! he's showing his bellend off to two owld slappers in the street!!

ridiculous! needless to say I didn't bother




Pompey fans hate him an all, and I'm not surprised - the daft meff!


And you expect us to believe that....you buying Lager!?!? :roll: :roll: :roll:

What's up like....no Babysham and QC left???? sctatchinghead :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: that tailend 'Mr. Portsmouth'
PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:33 am 
MutleyRules wrote:
Salty wrote:
was in old saltburn town tonight on the piss
I wondered what TF he was doing here, then it occurred playing Boro innit?

anyhoo, I was popping into the offy [natch] and he was on he's way out, after purchasing me stella's I seen him outside the boozer over the road. thinks me "I'll nash over and call him a bellend...." :roll: [always one to stay out of trouble me...]

away I goes over and lo! he's showing his bellend off to two owld slappers in the street!!

ridiculous! needless to say I didn't bother




Pompey fans hate him an all, and I'm not surprised - the daft meff!


And you expect us to believe that....you buying Lager!?!? :roll: :roll: :roll:

What's up like....no Babysham and QC left???? sctatchinghead :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


No Spesh left neither, bad day all round for Salty....


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 Post subject: Re: that tailend 'Mr. Portsmouth'
PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:25 pm 
MutleyRules wrote:
Salty wrote:
was in old saltburn town tonight on the piss
I wondered what TF he was doing here, then it occurred playing Boro innit?

anyhoo, I was popping into the offy [natch] and he was on he's way out, after purchasing me stella's I seen him outside the boozer over the road. thinks me "I'll nash over and call him a bellend...." :roll: [always one to stay out of trouble me...]

away I goes over and lo! he's showing his bellend off to two owld slappers in the street!!

ridiculous! needless to say I didn't bother




Pompey fans hate him an all, and I'm not surprised - the daft meff!


And you expect us to believe that....you buying Lager!?!? :roll: :roll: :roll:

What's up like....no Babysham and QC left???? sctatchinghead :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



stella's were for Mrs S............



































I was on white wine!! :uhoh:

talk about role reversals!!!


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