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rich slag

She may be a slag but her and Sir Paul were both welcome to each other.

Maybe Ringo was the cleverest one after all.......

£25m, its petty cash to McCartney. And why shouldn't Heather Mills get a decent wedge, shes got their kid to look after and I don't expect that when he finally pops his clogs it'll be shared out equally. The seamstress will get most of it surely.

Why does everyone hate her so much?

Don't get it.

I've never really got it either. It seems its fashionable to hate her at the moment.

I could have slapped her the way she was going on outside court yesterday, mind.

Waking up to a leg at the side of the bed is a little off putting

Our leader might have something to say about that..........

Journalist to Paul Mccartney yesterday; "Paul, do you think you'll ever go down on one knee again?"

Paul; "Do you mind, she is still the mother of my daughter y'know"

whats ringo doing with a young michael jackson

Jonathon Ross's quote about her was one of best i ever heard. he said

" She's such an effing liar we'll probably find out she has 2 legs"

The funniest thing I saw was when she ranted on GMTV, her voice was so high pitched that she sounded like a chipmunk

A stupid, moneygrabbing chipmunk only famous for dirty photos, falling off a bike and marrying a Beatle.

no she didnt fall off a bike she was run over by a police motorbike and lost her leg

Same difference really. Either way, if it didn't happen she'd have faded away into obscurity

In the judges report he revealed that she'd asked for £30,000 for 'horse riding' and £40,000 a year for wine that on top of £100,000,000+ pay out she wanted.

She can't ride a horse and doesn't drink

He also concluded she live's in a world of make believe.

She has said that her daughter will no longer be able to fly first class as she can't afford it My fooking heart bleeds.

The daft cow. Hopefully this will be the last we see of her in the public eye, this of course will be the case with her despising the media intrusion in her life. You know the one she went on GMTV twice off her own back to 'expose'

She's quite funny actually, in a mental nightmare bitch from hell sort of way.

The question is lads would you? I wouldn't have to think twice with £25,000,000 in the bank........ open your leg stumpy!!

Well she certainly landed on her .... foot.

And her accountant forgot to tick the Charity box on her tax return, thats why her charity donations don't show...............

One bunny boiler that gal .. .....Expect a few more laughs out of her yet .

I guess it must be ok to soak barristers with water in high court