A man walks ...

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

into a hotel and says to the receptionist
"Can you help me? I keep thinking I'm a moth"

The receptionist replies
" Sorry Sir this is a hotel, you want the psychiatrist next door"
Man says
" yes I know that, but your light was on"
bbolt

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:07 am

You have been reading Jacks joke book again. rolfl

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

an old priest was having trouble with is congregation
the bishop said make them laugh
i dont know how said the priest
just make something up like
the best times of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
then pause a little
then say her name is ..... my mother
ok i will give it a go on sunday
old priest gets up on sunday and says
the bishop said
the best days of his life were spent in the arms of a woman
pauses a little
i cant remember her name
i will get my coat

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:08 am

gremmlin wrote:

an old priest was having trouble with is congregation
the bishop said make them laugh
i dont know how said the priest
just make something up like
the best times of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
then pause a little
then say her name is ..... my mother
ok i will give it a go on sunday
old priest gets up on sunday and says
the bishop said
the best days of his life were spent in the arms of a woman
pauses a little
i cant remember her name
i will get my coat

can u remember where you left it?

A man walks ...

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