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 Post subject: Congratulations Mr Snowy
PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:03 pm 
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Mr Snowy has knocked his esterwhile apprentice Mr Mutley off the top post count spot. A position that the Mutt held for many many years.


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Think i can hear a nautical tale incoming........


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On the phone to jamie atm? sctatchinghead ..Clever,witty and quick to brush aside anything that comes his way.Well done ,snowy. :) :)


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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
Mr Snowy has knocked his esterwhile apprentice Mr Mutley off the top post count spot. A position that the Mutt held for many many years.


Judging by those numbers, if Snowy's just passed Mutley he was bloody busy this morning :lol:


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Don't celebrate prematurely because Jamie will demand a recount because you forgot to add his 6 user names together. :roll:


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Does raise the question (from me anyway), where did all those old posters go!? Was there a Thanos like cull?


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 Post subject: Re: Congratulations Mr Snowy
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Whats his prize? :wink:

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Bluestreak wrote:
Whats his prize? :wink:
Head ball boy for the next home game. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Congratulations Mr Snowy
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Leggie43 wrote:
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Whats his prize? :wink:
Head ball boy for the next home game. :laugh:


I bet Rat Boy would do all the work :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Congratulations Mr Snowy
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Bluestreak wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
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Whats his prize? :wink:
Head ball boy for the next home game. :laugh:


I bet Rat Boy would do all the work :laugh:


Well that's the image Snowy tries to portray. But last time I went to see him Mr & Mrs Rat Boy sat on sun loungers being fanned by Snowy. He looked exhausted after just cooking two big stakes lunches with all the trimmings for the happily newly married couple. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Congratulations Mr Snowy
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Oddly enough I never even thought about it, but on reflection that’s the equivalent of a small Scottish island of shite I must have been posting.
I like a wind up as I never really take anything that seriously now and the board is like an online pub really, a bit of everything get’s brought up…football only would be a bit boring.
Don’t take offence if I have a pop at you, worry when I ignore you. :laugh:
We carry on…I salute the Bunker, long May the old girl continues her convoluted course.

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 Post subject: Re: Congratulations Mr Snowy
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Leggie43 wrote:
Bluestreak wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
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Whats his prize? :wink:
Head ball boy for the next home game. :laugh:


I bet Rat Boy would do all the work :laugh:


Well that's the image Snowy tries to portray. But last time I went to see him Mr & Mrs Rat Boy sat on sun loungers being fanned by Snowy. He looked exhausted after just cooking two big stakes lunches with all the trimmings for the happily newly married couple. :laugh:

They’re in the doghouse…We were out the back this morning demolishing the Love Shack with my new Makita blade saw when they disappeared…we followed the trail and our lass found that Ratboy had shouldered the back door open and his partner in crime followed…our lass found them on our newly laundered bed snuggled up togther out for the count…..it was carnage :laugh:

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Snowy wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
Bluestreak wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
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Whats his prize? :wink:
Head ball boy for the next home game. :laugh:


I bet Rat Boy would do all the work :laugh:


Well that's the image Snowy tries to portray. But last time I went to see him Mr & Mrs Rat Boy sat on sun loungers being fanned by Snowy. He looked exhausted after just cooking two big stakes lunches with all the trimmings for the happily newly married couple. :laugh:

They’re in the doghouse…We were out the back this morning demolishing the Love Shack with my new Makita blade saw when they disappeared…we followed the trail and our lass found that Ratboy had shouldered the back door open and his partner in crime followed…our lass found them on our newly laundered bed snuggled up togther out for the count…..it was carnage :laugh:


Well at least you accept they do rule the roost :laugh:


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Snowy wrote:
Oddly enough I never even thought about it, but on reflection that’s the equivalent of a small Scottish island of shite I must have been posting.
I like a wind up as I never really take anything that seriously now and the board is like an online pub really, a bit of everything get’s brought up…football only would be a bit boring.
Don’t take offence if I have a pop at you, worry when I ignore you. :laugh:
We carry on…I salute the Bunker, long May the old girl continues her convoluted course.

ye the bunker is a great mixture of humour and seriousness where everyone makes good points. there cannot be many subjects we have not had a good old rant about. look at some of the others who all seem to take themselves so seriously and us small band of brothers aren,t doing too bad. just hope pools can follow you and be top of the pile next april.


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 Post subject: Re: Congratulations Mr Snowy
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there is alot of Posters in that top 15 (given those that have left us obviously RIP) that have not posted for a long long time.


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 Post subject: Re: Congratulations Mr Snowy
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Well done Snowy, Just posting to BOOST my numbers OVs :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Congratulations Mr Snowy
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:character-beavisbutthead: :character-beavisbutthead: :character-beavisbutthead: :character-beavisbutthead: :banana-dreads: :banana-dreads: Bring back the dancer


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When's the testimonial


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Well done Snowy, Just posting to BOOST my numbers OVs :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I’m trying. :laugh:

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I must be in the league below bbolt


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I must be in the league below bbolt

Nah, you’re up here with the best of them. :laugh:

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When's the testimonial

When PoK can get a team together, ………..so stand down for now. :laugh:

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I think the bunker should hire the pitch at the end of the season, Not for a game, Just a piss up in the centre circle.
And some of us can re-live the RINKEND years, And just for the younguns NOBODY took the rinkend.


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I think the bunker should hire the pitch at the end of the season, Not for a game, Just a piss up in the centre circle.
And some of us can re-live the RINKEND years, And just for the younguns NOBODY took the rinkend.

I remember the Workington Massive….a canny lad, like a pie or two ….most of it back in the day was pure comedy….I recall a drunken conversation by a Poolie who collared a lad from Barrow and insisted the lad had stabbed him two seasons ago at Barrow…he kept calling him ‘Jesus’ and the lad did have a resemblance to God’s eldest lad….anway we attempted to ‘mediate’ and asked the pissed Poolie where he was stabbed …..”Barrow” he replied :roll: …....”no no no …where on your body” we asked….and immediately dropped his trousers to show us a dubious scar in the groin area…we pointed out it was an appendix scar ….or he stabbed you with a shovel. :laugh:
He crumbled and walked away, ‘ Jesus’…seemed a canny lad, quickly disappeared…..to a coach , no sign of celestial wings in sight.

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Congratulations Snowy.
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Snowy are you having a party to celebrate and receive your award. If so how many can we squash into your garden and when? Can you make sure you have loads of drink & scran for your guests. Oh nearly forgot the prize is a new tin knee which will be fitted at the end of the party by the very professional and World renowned Surgeon Kevin Poole. Can you get the wife to prepare the greenhouse for the operation also needed Stanley knife / large staple gun / 2 x ltr bottles of the best Vodka ( one for operation other for the Surgeon ) dressings etc / and a hammer to crush the cans and shape into a perfect fitting knee. After the operation you will no longer have reasons not to attend games :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Snowy wrote:
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I think the bunker should hire the pitch at the end of the season, Not for a game, Just a piss up in the centre circle.
And some of us can re-live the RINKEND years, And just for the younguns NOBODY took the rinkend.

I remember the Workington Massive….a canny lad, like a pie or two ….most of it back in the day was pure comedy….I recall a drunken conversation by a Poolie who collared a lad from Barrow and insisted the lad had stabbed him two seasons ago at Barrow…he kept calling him ‘Jesus’ and the lad did have a resemblance to God’s eldest lad….anway we attempted to ‘mediate’ and asked the pissed Poolie where he was stabbed …..”Barrow” he replied :roll: …....”no no no …where on your body” we asked….and immediately dropped his trousers to show us a dubious scar in the groin area…we pointed out it was an appendix scar ….or he stabbed you with a shovel. :laugh:
He crumbled and walked away, ‘ Jesus’…seemed a canny lad, quickly disappeared…..to a coach , no sign of celestial wings in sight.


Maybe just me but there seemed to be some hilarious times, Home and Away.
Don,t think i ever saw the full 90mins, And for the type of (football) that was played or formation, Who knows.


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Leggie43 wrote:
Snowy are you having a party to celebrate and receive your award. If so how many can we squash into your garden and when? Can you make sure you have loads of drink & scran for your guests. Oh nearly forgot the prize is a new tin knee which will be fitted at the end of the party by the very professional and World renowned Surgeon Kevin Poole. Can you get the wife to prepare the greenhouse for the operation also needed Stanley knife / large staple gun / 2 x ltr bottles of the best Vodka ( one for operation other for the Surgeon ) dressings etc / and a hammer to crush the cans and shape into a perfect fitting knee. After the operation you will no longer have reasons not to attend games :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Think thats really thoughtful of you Leggie, I have a tear in my eye as i type. :laugh:


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Look Gray we have to find as many free parties as possible with the booze prices being so high. :wink: Snowy is not short of a bob or two and he will save a fortune on the false knee cap he needs...so it's a win win. Happy Days :laugh:


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Leggie43 wrote:
Snowy are you having a party to celebrate and receive your award. If so how many can we squash into your garden and when? Can you make sure you have loads of drink & scran for your guests. Oh nearly forgot the prize is a new tin knee which will be fitted at the end of the party by the very professional and World renowned Surgeon Kevin Poole. Can you get the wife to prepare the greenhouse for the operation also needed Stanley knife / large staple gun / 2 x ltr bottles of the best Vodka ( one for operation other for the Surgeon ) dressings etc / and a hammer to crush the cans and shape into a perfect fitting knee. After the operation you will no longer have reasons not to attend games :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

could have a dog show as well. shit i forgot the names ratboy and girl wonder.


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Look Gray we have to find as many free parties as possible with the booze prices being so high. :wink: Snowy is not short of a bob or two and he will save a fortune on the false knee cap he needs...so it's a win win. Happy Days :laugh:

I’ve found some stuff in my tool locker so I’m doing me own knee cap….the wife’s offered to anaesthetise me with my four pound hammer..only problem is doing it while I’m unconscious. sctatchinghead

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Well done to Snowy, he seems like a really nice chap! :cool:


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Leggie43 wrote:
Snowy are you having a party to celebrate and receive your award. If so how many can we squash into your garden and when? Can you make sure you have loads of drink & scran for your guests. Oh nearly forgot the prize is a new tin knee which will be fitted at the end of the party by the very professional and World renowned Surgeon Kevin Poole. Can you get the wife to prepare the greenhouse for the operation also needed Stanley knife / large staple gun / 2 x ltr bottles of the best Vodka ( one for operation other for the Surgeon ) dressings etc / and a hammer to crush the cans and shape into a perfect fitting knee. After the operation you will no longer have reasons not to attend games :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

could have a dog show as well. shit i forgot the names ratboy and girl wonder.

I will reveal their names to you…Ratboy is Milo…. Ruby is …Ruby….and occasionally they’re called…’You little bastard’ after various episodes go wrong.

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Look Gray we have to find as many free parties as possible with the booze prices being so high. :wink: Snowy is not short of a bob or two and he will save a fortune on the false knee cap he needs...so it's a win win. Happy Days :laugh:

I’ve found some stuff in my tool locker so I’m doing me own knee cap….the wife’s offered to anaesthetise me with my four pound hammer..only problem is doing it while I’m unconscious. sctatchinghead



:laugh: So is that still a yes to party time at Snowy's for 100 odd Bunkerites. sctatchinghead


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Look Gray we have to find as many free parties as possible with the booze prices being so high. :wink: Snowy is not short of a bob or two and he will save a fortune on the false knee cap he needs...so it's a win win. Happy Days :laugh:

I’ve found some stuff in my tool locker so I’m doing me own knee cap….the wife’s offered to anaesthetise me with my four pound hammer..only problem is doing it while I’m unconscious. sctatchinghead



:laugh: So is that still a yes to party time at Snowy's for 100 odd Bunkerites. sctatchinghead

I have consulted with my Estate Manager, my Head Gardner, my Chef de Cuisine and Head Gamekeeper and to quote her she said ‘You can Fuck right off’’. :angry-tappingfoot:
Negotiations are vontinuing :laugh: bbolt

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Snowy wrote:
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Look Gray we have to find as many free parties as possible with the booze prices being so high. :wink: Snowy is not short of a bob or two and he will save a fortune on the false knee cap he needs...so it's a win win. Happy Days :laugh:

I’ve found some stuff in my tool locker so I’m doing me own knee cap….the wife’s offered to anaesthetise me with my four pound hammer..only problem is doing it while I’m unconscious. sctatchinghead



:laugh: So is that still a yes to party time at Snowy's for 100 odd Bunkerites. sctatchinghead

I have consulted with my Estate Manager, my Head Gardner, my Chef de Cuisine and Head Gamekeeper and to quote her she said ‘You can Fuck right off’’. :angry-tappingfoot:
Negotiations are vontinuing :laugh: bbolt


Sack the lot of them how dare they sctatchinghead Do they not understand we are V.I.Ps :roll:


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She translated VIP’s as ….Vastly Inflated Pricks…..you can negotiate with terrorists :violence-rambo: :violence-swords: …but not her. bbolt

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