Whatever happened to this???

1. Oldham are known as the 'Latics.' This is because denizens of there have a deformity of the jaw meaning they can't pronounce he word 'athletic.'
2. Oldham used to be the name of a proprietary brand of car battery. An old television advert featured a bloke with his broken down car at the road side saying 'I should have told 'em Oldham, I should have....' you get the idea.
3. Oldham is a hotbed of racism and thuggery and features constantly in news bulletins about murders and the BNP.
4. Andrew 'Loog' Oldham has been the manager of the Rolling Stones for donks and was the bloke who sued the Verve over the strings in 'Bitter Sweet Symphony,' thus ensuring that the hitherto strapped for cash rock dinosaurs could live in affluence for a bit longer, it becoming a worldwide hit.
5. Philip 'twat' Schofield is from Oldham.