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"They have trained well"
Spent most of Monday on the training ground working on set pieces.
The photo shoot in the shop went well, Every one worked really hard can,t fault them.
One or two had trouble gaining entry, No signage on the doors. (in/out)

Hopefully they will turn up in Halifax.

We have discussed our approach to training and have decided to revert to pictograms on all walls around the club, for example we have a picture of a goal with a ball in the back of the net with the word BAD written all over it for the defenders…for the forwards we have a pictogram of a barbed wire fence across the pitch in front of the opposition box with the word ‘IT’S NOT REAL YOU DAFT SODS’ emblazoned all over it.
We are hopeful this will help, but failing this we will resort to introducing post match flogging as a further incentive.
We believe this is the way forward and have appointed’ Lasher Biceps Smith’ and welcome him to the coaching team for post match corrective analysis.

Post match.
We Dident get the 2nd balls.
Players Dident follow instructions.
Off camera them tossers Hartley n Curle makeing my job harder.
But i must be ellish cos im getting paid for the next 2.5 years unlike them useless fuckas.

Management quote..."We've been working on tackling this week after realising only recently that we had somehow missed it off the training curriculum, back in August someone spilt coffee on the training manual on the page marked 'T', it was left on a radiator in the changing room to dry then went missing, hence we have somehow overlooked and forgotten to practice subject matter such as the following:-

Tackling, Taking corners, Temperament, Trying too hard, Testing the fans patience, Trapping the ball, Thinking outside of the box, Two up front, Taking your eye off the ball, Tripping over the ball, Tippy tappy shite, Thanking the fans for wasting their weekends on the road....

All them ‘T’s’ and you left out the word that most applies to them…Tits!

[quote="paulus the woodgnome and a side salad"]Management quote..."We've been working on tackling this week after realising only recently that we had somehow missed it off the training curriculum, back in August someone spilt coffee on the training manual on the page marked 'T', it was left on a radiator in the changing room to dry then went missing, hence we have somehow overlooked and forgotten to practice subject matter such as the following:-

Tackling, Taking corners, Temperament, Trying too hard, Testing the fans patience, Trapping the ball, Thinking outside of the box, Two up front, Taking your eye off the ball, Tripping over the ball, Tippy tappy shite, Thanking the fans for wasting their weekends on the road.... [/quot

Tres Bon, Paulus!