You can't do both

Well you're not getting any pudding then

What time is the news on? ( )

Do you have to put that stuff on your eyes?

What did I tell you?

get that room tidied up

or how about the most dreaded of all.......................

































NO!!!!!!

When you asked to be taken to the sands....'we'll see what the weather's like after dinner'

Aaaarrrgh.... a whole morning wasted. When I was little I used to be able to tell without fail whether it was going to rain or not.....

When you wanted to play out after your dinner........

"wait till your tummy's settled"......WTF!!

You don't know you're born. And. You need to get your finger out.

you treat this place like a hotel

wait 'til your father gets in

you'll get square eyes

turn that shite down

'll give you something to laugh about. This meant a smack, now why would that be something to laugh about


Also 1-2-3

Yes, that's another thng...you used to get smacked. I've never ever smacked my bairn and she's turned uot a lot better than I did

Don't go crossing the main road!

We HAD to go across the main road otherwise we'd never have seen our mates.
And our mates had to cross it otherwise they'd never have got to school!

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Go straight to sleep!

(...half an hour later, angrily...)

Aren't you asleep yet?

Yeah drop to sleep to order. I wish the hell I could!

your either in or you out!

stop running in and out!!!!

Sorry Dibs I disagree. Sometimes with some kids a smack on the arse works. I've smacked my little lad about three or four times in his life and only then when he was completely out of control. It worked every time.

And how many of us parents have found ourselves using some of these lines to our own kids now ?

"It'll end in a crying match!"

"your eyes are bigger than youre belly"


how did you answer that one dibbs

He must get a complex surely!

Little Q : "Mam, why is the grass green?"

Mam : "To make you ask questions, son"

Never failed to shut me up that one.

Others....

"Keep pulling that face, if the wind changes diection, it'll stick like that"

"SHUT UP"

"It'll put hairs on your chest"

"You take me for granted"

"COME HERE. NOW"

Last one for now....

Little Q : "Mam, me arm kills when I do this......"

Mam : "Well don't do that then!"

Not my parents but those fat one parent women in Worksop in leggings and a fleece, mans haircut and trainers.

'Get here, Chloe.' Or rather,'gerrere Kloeh.'

Well I used to think, 'you can get there and you can come here but you surely can't 'get here.''

"Get to bed"

"Whaddaya mean?!"

"I'm not angry... I'm just disappointed"

LOL, that was always the worst thing they could say!