Poolie today

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Port Vale away, I reckon we will edge it

Only missing Elliot who was sent off last week and possibly Antwi although the local rag said he is fit, if he is out we have a more than capable replacement in Ben Clark

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:57 am

Does the thread title mean you're a Poolie today?

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:11 am

I'm feeling poorly today

my symptoms are nausea, banging headache, an intolerance of light/brightness and I feel like I want to die.
Is this bi-polar??!

can anyone shed any light?
am i going to die?

anyone????!

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Is it alcohol inducued?

You will die one day whether or not it is because of this I do not know. :uhoh:

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:18 pm

Fensy wrote:

Is it alcohol inducued?

yes

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:11 pm

No, son. matey, matey oh matey oh!!

It means that you will eat anything and drink anything that anyone gives you until you feel barely human. This is not anything to do with anything that you have eaten or drunk since you woke up however you will believe this and will feel saved.

Then you will start to drink again and eat unusual things. You will get drunk and feel a bit floaty. This means you are one of the chosen ones and will be in the Ark at the end of the world.

Then you will find you are one of a pair with Fatty Dibble and one of you will have to take the plunge or swim forever.

This is payback time.

Drink up!! :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:22 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

No, son. matey, matey oh matey oh!!

It means that you will eat anything and drink anything that anyone gives you until you feel barely human. This is not anything to do with anything that you have eaten or drunk since you woke up however you will believe this and will feel saved.

Then you will start to drink again and eat unusual things. You will get drunk and feel a bit floaty. This means you are one of the chosen ones and will be in the Ark at the end of the world.

Then you will find you are one of a pair with Fatty Dibble and one of you will have to take the plunge or swim forever.

This is payback time.

Drink up!! :grin:

Stop confusing him.
Salty, I hope you're feeling better now. I have sent you an envelope containing £3. If the £3 has fallen out en route, please let me know

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:24 pm

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

No, son. matey, matey oh matey oh!!

It means that you will eat anything and drink anything that anyone gives you until you feel barely human. This is not anything to do with anything that you have eaten or drunk since you woke up however you will believe this and will feel saved.

Then you will start to drink again and eat unusual things. You will get drunk and feel a bit floaty. This means you are one of the chosen ones and will be in the Ark at the end of the world.

Then you will find you are one of a pair with Fatty Dibble and one of you will have to take the plunge or swim forever.

This is payback time.

Drink up!! :grin:

Stop confusing him.
Salty, I hope you're feeling better now. I have sent you an envelope containing £3. If the £3 has fallen out en route, please let me know

What's the £3 for, like?

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:30 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

No, son. matey, matey oh matey oh!!

It means that you will eat anything and drink anything that anyone gives you until you feel barely human. This is not anything to do with anything that you have eaten or drunk since you woke up however you will believe this and will feel saved.

Then you will start to drink again and eat unusual things. You will get drunk and feel a bit floaty. This means you are one of the chosen ones and will be in the Ark at the end of the world.

Then you will find you are one of a pair with Fatty Dibble and one of you will have to take the plunge or swim forever.

This is payback time.

Drink up!! :grin:

Stop confusing him.
Salty, I hope you're feeling better now. I have sent you an envelope containing £3. If the £3 has fallen out en route, please let me know

What's the £3 for, like?

If you must know, Nosey Parker, it's for Mr Salty's astonishing new cd.
Of course I could just have handed the money over at the next match, but Salty is never available in crowded places. Like his friend mr poolpower :roll:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:26 pm

Whats the CD like?

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:07 pm

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

No, son. matey, matey oh matey oh!!

It means that you will eat anything and drink anything that anyone gives you until you feel barely human. This is not anything to do with anything that you have eaten or drunk since you woke up however you will believe this and will feel saved.

Then you will start to drink again and eat unusual things. You will get drunk and feel a bit floaty. This means you are one of the chosen ones and will be in the Ark at the end of the world.

Then you will find you are one of a pair with Fatty Dibble and one of you will have to take the plunge or swim forever.

This is payback time.

Drink up!! :grin:

Stop confusing him.
Salty, I hope you're feeling better now. I have sent you an envelope containing £3. If the £3 has fallen out en route, please let me know

sorry Miss, I did get it and will post it on Monday!!
and fensy's and mad johns too.... :uhoh:

I'm hopeless!!
this is why I don't get entrusted with owt within our band....

cos I'm a rubbish drunk!

feeling more human now you'll be glad to hear.... :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:09 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

Whats the CD like?

rubbish!!! :wink:

http://www.myspace.com/idiotsavantbanduk

:shock:

self promotion is a terrible thing...

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:12 pm

Why do Darloids refer to multiple Poolies or Pools as Poolie?

That rarfs me off no end.

And they aren't doing it purposely to rarf us off.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:21 pm

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Why do Darloids refer to multiple Poolies or Pools as Poolie?

That rarfs me off no end.

And they aren't doing it purposely to rarf us off.

Dunno. Ask all 3300 of them that turned up to watch their "Top-Of-The-League" side today. Pathetic.

I think they just remember the last two times they had two wins at the beginning of the season - they didn't win the third, and slid off into obscurity :laugh:

Then again, was it last season where their first home game of the season - granted, a Tuesday night match - got under 2,800 home fans?

With a free CARVERY?!

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