Alien abductions are true because....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36805

..I was at the Lavender Lane eco organic allotments several weeks ago, dead heading my Triffids and trying to beat down with a spade the one part of Cornelius that refused to be buried (you are a grass Chip) ..... as I was leaving, I passed Dibble bizzarely romping naked in the pig pen with his little piglets marking them with a felt tip with words such as 'rasher' and 'chop', adding to this scene of rural bliss was Chip trying to persuade his prize collection of pigeons that a sat-nav was the way forward for them when suddenly I was covered in a brilliant blue light and felt myself hurtling skywards... :shock:

When I came round, I noticed it was 5 days later according to my watch and my boxer shrts were the wrong way round :uhoh:

...... the baco foil walls made me realise where I was when the chief alien gadgie appeared............. he told me I was being sent back and the message was 'peace, understanding, tolerance and forgiveness' ..... once I'd memorised it I was on my way back I was told and would be delivered to the place of my supreme leader on earth to give this message....
Anyway, it was blue lights time again as I hurtled earthwards and appeared right in front of my supreme leader on earth...our lass ...." Oh... so your back then :evil:

.... and your excuse is ?:evil: "
Well...peace, tolerance, understanding and forgiveness were in short supply, so I hid................. bbolt

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:11 pm

Anyone, but anyone, who imagines Dibble naked for fun, really really needs help and I suspect that even advanced alien cultures really haven't made provision for the treatment needed.

Sorry Snowy, it's been nice knowing you but Broadmoor or Rampton awaits...... :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36805

so you won't wanna know about his tatoo then?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:24 pm

Snowy wrote:

so you won't wanna know about his tatoo then?

The one where he asked for 'wheelbarrow' but when they got started they could only fit 'wow' on??

Well it was cold and he hadn't been well........... :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36805

Pooliekev wrote:

Snowy wrote:

so you won't wanna know about his tatoo then?

The one where he asked for 'wheelbarrow' but when they got started they could only fit 'wow' on??

Well it was cold and he hadn't been well........... :roll:

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nah , the new one :wink:

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:48 pm

Snowy wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Snowy wrote:

so you won't wanna know about his tatoo then?

The one where he asked for 'wheelbarrow' but when they got started they could only fit 'wow' on??

Well it was cold and he hadn't been well........... :roll:

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nah , the new one :wink:

Well, anyway, we've really missed you. No-one else can control Kev quite like you can

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36805

You don't control Kev...you hang onto the reins and see where you end up :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36805

The tattoo 'artist' was dyslexic and Cornelius was holding it for him at the time ....rather firmly, according to the report in the gutter press :shock:

.......... and not with his hands either :uhoh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:35 pm

YES CORNELIUS SPOKE ABOUT THIS AT A CONFERENCE

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:24 am

Air France does Paris - Guangzhou reasonably cheaply out of Manchester......

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36805

He'll be travelling air freight I assume...? :laugh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:40 am

and quarantined

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36805

... and I suppose he'll be wearing a designer muzzle :laugh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:12 pm

THROW A KEBAB INTO A BOX THEN TIE THE LID DOWN

Alien abductions are true because....

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